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    The Naming of Hobbits by for Ias

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    08 Mar 2015

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    There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.

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    You Got Me by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    26 Feb 2015

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    The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.

    (Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Planting a Hobbit by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    14 Jul 2014

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    Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.

    In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Treasure Of All Treasures by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    21 Feb 2026

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    Erebor falls to the dragon. Only that this time, it is not a red dragon named Smaug, but a green dragon named Bilbo that claims the mountain as his home.

    And with it all the dwarves inside.
    He doesn't kill them or hold them hostage - oh no. He will protect them, from anything and everything. He devotes his life to Erebor, swears to serve them until his last breath. Even if it means forsaking himself. Even if it means to die for them. Just who exactly has taken up residence in the mountain?

    Or: how Erebor ended up with a personal guard-dragon and the issues that came with it.

    Updates 1-2 times a week.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    A Pretty Face by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    22 Jan 2015

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    Bilbo does his best to prove that he isn't completely shallow. The Company doesn't seem convinced, for some reason.

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    23 Feb 2026