NotQuiteButAlmost (HerbertLambrick)
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Oh, Hang Me by the Things We Used to be Into by HerbertLambrick, NotQuiteButAlmost (HerbertLambrick)
Fandoms: Whiplash (2014)
14 Feb 2026
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Unedited, and a spectacularly slow burn. I try to sound like I know what I'm talking about re: the technical stuff. To anyone who actually knows that realm, forgive me.
Needless to say the timeline for this fic occurs before the film. Aaaand I'm pretty sure this will qualify for the 'DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT' warning.
Also I'm figurative and neurotic, so you shouldn't read if you think that'll annoy you.
Lastly, if you like this, please let me know :) Makes me happy. Love you bye.
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I Slit Throats with a Grin that Reeks of Pure Shit by NotQuiteButAlmost (HerbertLambrick)
Fandoms: Would You Rather (2012), Re-Animator (Movies - Combs), Herbert West - Reanimator - H. P. Lovecraft, Jeffrey Combs - Fandom, Jeffrey Combs Universe
30 Jan 2026
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You are an aspiring storyteller given the opportunity of a lifetime when you meet a wealthy philanthropist and his mad scientist 'nephew'. Slow burn, goofy, likely clunky--because my brain is full of clunk.
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Paingod and Other Delusions by NotQuiteButAlmost (HerbertLambrick)
Fandoms: Terrifier (Movies - Leone)
09 Mar 2025
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Please heed Archive Warnings and tags. That said, this will not be quite as grotesque as the films.
If you want to mainline Art core porn, I reckon you should keep browsing. I’m probably more the Woody Allen of horror writers.
Otherwise, thank you!
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This Just In To Our Newsroom by NotQuiteButAlmost (HerbertLambrick)
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction
27 Feb 2025
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*This work is fantasy and is not intended as an authentic portrayal of Mr. Tapper, CNN, or anyone affiliated with CNN.*
You are an up-and-coming news producer, only your 'bad girl' past threatens to repeat itself. Jake Tapper, your boss, competes with a local music star and a horny news director to seduce you. Will they or won't they? Please read tags before proceeding. Silly as hell to start, but hopefully it maintains equal parts humor and sexual delight throughout. As I am not part of this world, some of the technical detail may be inaccurate. Also I’m a terrible editor.