Hemuliisa
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my secretary who is in love with me. by horrormusicals
Fandoms: American Psycho - All Media Types
14 Jul 2020
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Patrick interviews for a new secretary.
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07 Feb 2026
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I am a Wreck When I’m Without You by BasementVampire
Fandoms: American Psycho - All Media Types
15 May 2022
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Like a child plucking petals off a flower—she loves me, she loves me not, I’m going to kill her, I’m going to let her live. I’m going to carve her eyes out. I’m going to make love to her on satin sheets.
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02 Feb 2026
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Ampersand After Ampersand by harkuponthegale
Fandoms: American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho (2000)
26 Aug 2025
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Today, the New York Times reads “Man Presumed Dead Returns To Work Unharmed, Colleague Stunned”, and the picture on the front is a black and white graphic of Paul Allen’s face, split sideways across the middle.
Paul Allen is back from London.
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29 Jan 2026
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The Mergerization and Acquisition of Patrick Bateman by venusjailer
Fandoms: American Psycho - All Media Types
05 Jan 2025
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Patrick Bateman's closet doesn't contain any dead bodies in this tale*, but there is something in it that scares him so much more...
*This is slightly AU; it's still set in Manhattan and the characters are all the same, but Patrick hasn't killed anyone, his dad is still alive, he has a whole ton of childhood trauma, and is incredibly mentally ill and in therapy at the beginning of this.
I've also updated it to modern day times; there is no specific year but it's intended to be sometime in the mid-to-late 2010s. Also, Paul knows who he is from the start and doesn't mistake him for Marcus Halberstram.
Oh yeah, and the biggest change is that he's joined Paul in that whole Yale thing. He just doesn't know it yet...
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26 Jan 2026
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You can always be thinner, look better by orwe
Fandoms: American Psycho - All Media Types
25 Nov 2022
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Someone is banging the door. I go to open them. They are empty. I close them once again, but the banging doesn't stop even when I lock them with a key.
I open them once again, there is Paul and I'm scared to allow him to go into my flat as it is covered with his own blood. The walls, flooŕ, my raincoat that I have on.
Series
- Part 1 of Maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner
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25 Jan 2026