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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
This Fic is now complete!
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14 Feb 2026
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A year has passed since "the llama incident", and Emperor Kuzco has been working hard at righting his past wrongs. All is going well, except for one thing: He has yet to choose a bride, and with only a year left to do so, time is running out.
When summer rolls in, Kuzco takes his leave from the city to relax in Pacha's village. But, he is unable to escape his problems, especially the one that comes to him in the form of a sickly girl who was found in the jungle. She is tall, pale, and thin. Her hair is the colour of blood, her eyes of emerald, and her clothes are unrecognizable. She speaks in a sharp, rolling language that no one can understand. In turn, she cannot understand a word that is spoken to her. The children think she's a monster. The adults think she's a long way from home.
And Kuzco thinks she's the bane of his existence.
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17 Sep 2025
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“Are you implying that I am responsible for Voldemort’s actions?” Dumbledore’s voice had finally turned cold.
“No, I’m saying you’re responsible for neglecting a young boy! You treated him with nothing but suspicion and coldness, and when he grew up suspicious and cold you took that as confirmation that you were always right about him.”
“I assume you have a reason for laying these heavy charges at my feet,” said Dumbledore quietly.
She sighed. “I just think… maybe you should take your own advice and try to solve this problem with love, not destruction. You don’t have to destroy a Horcrux. You can heal it.”
“You speak of remorse,” Dumbledore didn’t sound impressed. “If I may, I see very little chance of convincing Voldemort to feel empathy for the things he has done –”
“Not Voldemort,” she interrupted. “Tom.”
“You are suggesting that we use Voldemort’s first Horcrux to reanimate sixteen-year-old Tom Riddle.” Dumbledore's tone left much to be desired.- Language:
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13 Aug 2025
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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.
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- Part 1 of Plasticity
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11 May 2025
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Sakura’s inner voice is far more diabolical than anyone imagined, and crows prove to be cruel mentors
Fanart: Un/Masked Fanart
Ongoing Translation(s): Chinese, Vietnamese
Podfic: [Podfic] Masks by StoryshoesSeries
- Part 1 of Un/Masked
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07 Jan 2025