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    local crime lord breaks bitchy paramedic's nose. what happens next will warm your heart!!

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    the au where jason is immortal and mentored by none other than THE sofia gigante

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
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    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
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    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
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    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    "I don't have to take this," Alessio says, like he's only just decided. He stands, all in a rush, but Jason is standing too. He has his gun out before Alessio does, pointed right in-between his eyes. Alessio freezes, gun only halfway out of his coat.

    "Sofia," Jason says, asking without asking.

    She considers it for a moment, she really does. She taps a knuckle underneath her chin and finally says, "Give it a second." To Alessio, "Is this your final answer?"

    Alessio looks over at Jason. "You do what she tells you?" He says. "Follow her around like some kind of dog? That's it? Is that really the life you want for yourself?"

    Jason is quiet for one, two, three heartbeats. Sofia watches and waits for his reaction. "Guess it's better than rummaging around in somebody else's scraps," he says, tone dripping with disdain. "Remind me which one of us is supposed to be the dog again?"

    "See?" Sofia says, looking back to Alessio with a smile. "He's learning."

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    Sofia Gigante, head and founder of the Gigante crime family, takes her protege out for lunch. Things escalate.

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    21 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    A mission going exactly to plan somehow leaves Yuuta and Toge riding double to wrangle a herd of cursed horses.

    The horses aren’t the only thing Yuuta has to worry about though. There’s also his complete lack of riding experience, his tendency to panic, and the fact that Toge looks far too at ease in the middle of the chaos.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    Dick’s cheek smashed against the sharp gravel, Slade’s body pinning him to the ground. “That was hardly a fight at all, kid,” Slade murmured in his ear before he pulled off of Dick, replacing his body weight by slamming his knee on the small of Dick’s spine and keeping it there. “I’m disappointed, honestly. You trying to lose?”

    Dick’s fingers spasmed and curled into the gravel in silence, and then, slowly, Slade shifted. Removed his knee. Slade gave a rough, startled laugh as he made the realization, and Dick heard him sit back, then stand.

    “You were,” Slade murmured, sounding almost delighted. Or — at least, as close as a man like that could get.

    Dick rolled over and pulled himself up, brushing the debris from his face and his clothes, heart jackhammering as he stared Slade in the eye. Dick swallowed hard.

    “I have a deal for you.”

    Slade huffed, like that was quaint, the corner of his lip upturning. “...A deal?”

    “A deal," Dick said quietly. "One year."

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    28 Aug 2025