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    ways they didn't find out by

    Fandom Heated Rivalry (TV)

    12 Feb 2026

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    The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    29 Dec 2025

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Parcel by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)  

    16 Jun 2024

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    A delivery man is found 'sleeping' in a pool of gold next to the wreckage of his delivery van and no one saw what happened. All anyone knows is the gods are under attack, but no one has seen who has the power to lay low a god like Hermes. So far, the closest thing they have to a witness is small boy who appears to be a new brother of Travis and Connor Stoll who he can't even remember his own name. Not an OC, despite first appearances.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    The Olympians are a Family by

    Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan

    22 Jun 2025

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    This is basically the opposite of my Lightning Rod series. Except for how both might involve hurt/comfort, except this time, the gods are a proper family and everyone loves everyone else. This will mostly be shown through hurt/comfort stories (though I can picture a few fluffy no hurt pieces mixed in), mostly but not necessarily always with Hermes being the one hurt.

    I made up an entire worldview logic, complete with a multi-page explanation just to create rules for how the gods can get hurt when they are, well, gods. Then promptly decided not to bother to share it after all because generally readers just accept 'this person is now hurt because, reasons' and it was kind of a lot.

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    Modus Tollens by

    Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)  

    19 Feb 2020

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    Dick is cursed to kill anyone he touches.

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    20 Oct 2025