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Jack Zimmermann is the new face of the franchise. Unfortunately.
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“I dare you,” says Jonny.
“Well.” Patrick drains the rest of his beer in a showily-sloppy gulp. “You first.”
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Derek comes back after summer break all hot, beardy and brace-less. Stiles honestly has no idea what everyone's freaking out about.
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- Part 3 of covalent bonds
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The first time they have sex, Stiles thinks he's prepared for anything.
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you know what really steams my soymilk? by HalfFizzbin for verity, daunt
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
01 Dec 2013
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Derek finds a job, and Stiles finds Derek delightful.
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Full Moon Radio, Episode 2: "In Loving Memory" by HalfFizzbin, otter
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Welcome to Night Vale
11 Nov 2013
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Welcome to Beacon Hills, where the moon is always full, the locals are always cryptic, and everyone has really good tips for getting blood stains out of the carpet.
(A Teen Wolf/Welcome to Night Vale audio mash-up.)
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- Part 2 of Full Moon Radio
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Derek returns to Beacon Hills with a mission.
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Full Moon Radio, Episode 1: "Welcome to Beacon Hills" by HalfFizzbin, otter
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Welcome to Night Vale
20 Aug 2013
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Welcome to Beacon Hills. A small (or possibly large, we’re not sure) California community where the moon is always full, and mysterious beasts howl while we all pretend to sleep.
(A Teen Wolf/Welcome to Night Vale audio mash-up.)
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- Part 1 of Full Moon Radio
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"PROMPT—"Derek the super cranky florist delivery guy (it's the family business!) and Stiles the underemployed, overeducated, bored as fuck receptionist. and obviously Stiles works with Allison, whose besotted fiance is always sending her flowers."
With helpless crushes, stealthy pizza dates, Jenga, and overly-subtle declarations of intent."
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“Derek Hale. Did you plan a sexy teenaged fantasy motorcycle date for our anniversary?”
“I’m regretting it now,” says Derek.
(Future timestamp for "Do You Know" by betp)
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positively charged by HalfFizzbin for otter, Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
01 Jul 2013
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Derek takes Stiles home to meet his family.
It's a terrible idea.
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- Part 2 of covalent bonds
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one two three four, tell me that you love me more by HalfFizzbin
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 May 2013
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Four fragments of an epic romance.
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five times Derek and Stiles weren't actually boyfriends (and one time they were) by HalfFizzbin for Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 May 2013
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In which Derek and Stiles are essentially a married couple. Except they're not actually dating.
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Derek is scheduled to work a double shift at Hale or High Water on the night of his 30th birthday, which is an excellent encapsulation of how his life is going so far.
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“Let’s, please, now, I want you."
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- Part 7 of First Date
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In which Stiles is the world's most inappropriate entrepreneur, Erica is a menace, and Derek is terrible at his job no matter how hard he tries.
(Or, the Harrowing Saga of the Gay Porn Doppelgänger.)
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The long, convoluted road to a werewolf-friendly White House is paved with a whole lot of denial.
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- Part 2 of Presidents of Emotional Stupidity
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Author's summary:
"We're not going to Foamhenge," Derek replies drily.
Stiles makes a pleading sound, peering at Derek, eyes wide.
"It's Stonehenge made out of foam," Derek argues.
"Right," Stiles agrees emphatically. "It's Stonehenge. Made out of foam." -
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While trying to infiltrate the Alpha Pack, Derek is forced to accept a gift he emphatically did not ask for.
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Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."
(Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)