GoldenRelic



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    Something goes wrong. The crown is split during Narinder's defeat, splitting the power between him and the Lamb.

    Narinder keeps a portion of his godhood, and the Lamb finds that abilities they had access to before are no longer possible: Healing is cut short. Powers are halved. And there is a very real chance of perma-death, as the ability to resurrect is not possible without full power, and the God of Death is not cooperative.
    Afterlife and Purgatory are not options either. Dying means erasure. Gone.

    Lambert knows Narinder grows stronger by the day, crown or not, and yet keeps him spared as they try to figure out how to complete their own goals. Narinder vows vengeance on the lamb for usurping him. After a few unsuccessful murder attempts, he's in for the long haul. It is only a matter of time before the Lamb's guard is down before he can strike, and The One Who Waits is very patient. When a mystic being demands they save the bishops from purgatory, an alliance is in order.

    Except...the lamb's actions and their presence begin to unlock abilities within the God of Death he didn't know he had prior to his imprisonment, among other fickle things, like emotions. The prophecy didn't warn him of that part.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    You’re not falling for your boss, you just enjoy the perks of your physical relationship with him. You’re not falling for him, you just feel kind of sorry for him. You’re not falling for him, you just can’t stop thinking about him, and catching yourself doing things just for his sake, and finding yourself unwilling to turn him down. You’re not falling for him. You’re not.

    (The culmination of my Tenna x Secretary Reader storyline. Gender unspecified reader with fem anatomy.)

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Rex-Splode is probably the most condescending, asinine, person you have ever met. He has made your life nothing but harder. So you quit. The Guardians of the Globe? What a joke. You are surrounded by assholes. Rex-Splode being the biggest of them all. Except, now he keeps trying to call you. And there's a knock at the door.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Super Mario RPG AU. You’ve always enjoyed a good story because hey, who doesn't love seeing the good guys triumph over evil with lots of unnecessary drama to boot? And sure, maybe a part of that enjoyment stems from a sense of self-fulfillment since you'll never be as brave and selfless like heroes tend to be, but it shouldn't matter...right?

    Well, nothing other to do than find out yourself. After all, there has to be a reason why you wake up in the Mushroom Kingdom only to be accosted by a pesky star spirit to aid his cause.

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    08 Apr 2023

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    You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.

    Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.

    You don't think this was in your employee contact.

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    04 Apr 2023