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    "I - I'm really sorry, I've had a kind of portkey issue - " the girl begins, her voice carefully controlled - as Tom smirks at her.

    "Really?" he says, pointedly raising an eyebrow at the offending object around her neck. "Wouldn't you rather say you've had issues with time?"

    There's a long pause, as the girl's eyes widen and she looks down at the exposed chain of the Time Turner. She mutters a curse, before sighing and saying, "So, what year is it?"

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    The one in which Hermione Granger accidentally time travels into Abraxas Malfoy’s bed in the middle of the night.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    "Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."

    Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Two works in which Gotham City is sentient and adopts enough kids to rival Batman himself (Batman is one of them).

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    02 Feb 2026

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    For Whumptober 2023

    Days 7 & 9. Prompts Used:
    Radio Silence, "Can you hear me?", Mistaken Identity

    Tim Drake, aged 11, finds an abandoned walkie-talkie and decides to start his own little personal radioshow to combat his loneliness. Jason Todd, Robin, happens to have the other walkie, and soon Tim doesn't feel as lonely anymore.

    Tim Drake, aged 16, is lonely once again. But now he's Robin. He keeps talking into the walkie, and his one-man audience happens to still be the same... if a bit more murderous.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    29 Jan 2026