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Just a little TealOranges snuggle with a season one flavor
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Izzy invites Stede over for a drink. He keeps coming back. They don't talk about it.
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- Part 2 of Midwinter
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Day 12 gift for the Our Flag Means Death Extremely Fun, Deeply Cool, Memorable Advint Calindah 2025!
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It's the late 90s. Stede, a cat, takes a job at a local fast food franchise to earn some cash, hoping to make it out without his father's help. His trainer at work, Ed (also a cat), wants to escape too. Maybe together they can get somewhere. Anywhere is better.
They'll get out, sure. But they have a whole lot to purr-n.
Childhood cats to cats who don't talk about it to cats to cats, basically. Some cats, but hopefully balanced.
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Ed and Stede just moved in together, it's the first time they have Stede's kids for the weekend, and Ed's still figuring out his role in the kids' lives. When Louis seeks Ed out for comfort after having a nightmare, things come a bit more into focus for Ed.
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- Part 7 of Fluffvember 2024
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Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots by CartoonMayor, GayWatson
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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I had a general "OFMD one shot" series but there was some canon compliant/adjacent stuff in there and I wanted a series specifically for my smutty AUs. Enjoy!
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A series of standalone ficlets for Fluffvember 2024! All 2k or under, mostly Gentlebeard.
Titles are all emo songs from the 00s because your girl loves a theme.
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Lis's AUgust 2024 Art Collabs! by 515253545, Butter_Ball, gayjeris, GayWatson, ghostalservice, loopslip, stedesmoth
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Sep 2024
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A 3:10 to Yuma AU. 1880s Arizona. Inept "Gentleman Rancher" Stede Bonnet volunteers to escort infamous outlaw Edward Teach to justice. Along the way, he'll have to choose between the man he wants and the man he wants to be.
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Bookmarked by GayWatson
06 Dec 2025
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The Music of Us by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Oct 2023
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"Nothing wrong with us both taking care of ourselves in the privacy of our own beds."
As if it's as simple as that. Stede isn't sure that he can continue at all, except that apparently he can because as he goes to give his cock another tentative touch, he finds the tip even wetter than it had been before. There's a new thrill to the feeling of touching himself now, knowing that Ed is listening. Knowing that Ed is doing the same. Un pas de deux.
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(5 times Ed and Stede fuck other people in the same room, +1 time they get it together enough to fuck each other instead.)
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Bookmarked by GayWatson
04 Dec 2025
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Stede hooks an arm around his neck, pulling him into another kiss and obscene thrust of hips, and Ed’s toes curl right up in his boots.
“Yeah, yes, I want you too. Wanna fucking tear these clothes right off,” Ed pants into his mouth each time he comes up for air. “Come on, baby, let me in, let me see what’s in that pretty fucking head of yours.”
Shit. Stede stops moving, lets his head drop back against the door and levels him with an unreadable expression.
“What did you say?”
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In a universe where people can read each other's minds during sex, Ed and Stede try it out for the first time.
Bookmarked by GayWatson
03 Oct 2025
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Really, Izzy thinks, up against the back wall of Jackie’z with Stede Bonnet’s tongue down his throat, he should have expected this.
Stede's obviously had a rough day. Before he can do something stupid (like, for example, pick a fight with a Pirate Queen), Izzy tries his most reliable technique for defusing tense situations: a quick, easy hookup out back.
It goes better than planned.
Bookmarked by GayWatson
07 Aug 2025
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Stede asks Ed to help educate him on pirate sexual relationships, as "co-captains".
Ed says yes.
This is a great idea and no one has any problems or unexpressed feelings.
And then they fuck.
Bookmarked by GayWatson
07 Jun 2025

