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    The figure… It's Robert. It has to be.

    Waterboy tries to step back, but he stumbles on the wet floor, thudding into the shipping container beside him. Robert goes still.

    His head jerks up, eyes rolling wildly to make contact. Bloodshot. He's crouched on the floor of the warehouse like an animal, low and cornered. Blood is splattered over his face, and as he lifts his head, Waterboy can tell it's streaked down his chin like he must have sunk his teeth into something and held on. When he bares his teeth, they've been licked clean.

    He shakily, slowly, like the movement’s might provoke an attack, fumbles for his radio. “Guys? Uh- found- I. I Robert found- no, that's not. I found- uhm.”

    (Warning changed to Mature because of the violence. Just to be safe, honestly.)
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    Or: Robert is kidnapped by a wannabe villain. A wannabe villain with a very real, very threatening drug. He has an… adverse reaction to the substance.

    Also Or: Robert gets wings, and all that comes with it

    Also also or: Feral Robert

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”

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    Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Flambae finally learns the trick to getting Robert to go to sleep: laying on top of him.

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    17 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    "Look, ya don't gotta believe shit I say, but just lemme get my words out before ya try and bash my skull in, Kay?"

    "…" Zanka didn't lower his staff, but he was clearly contemplating

    "Please?" Jabber pleaded

    Ugh, that was too weird. Asking for something looked so wrong on Jabber, so wrong Zanka couldn't hold back his face scrunching up in a weird look of disgust. That caused Jabber to burst into a cackle

    "WOW! didn't anyone teach ya to not make faces at people!"

    "Shut up! Just hurry up and spit out whatever ya wanna say, then I'm leavin'." Zanka yelled, ears turning red from embarrassment

    "Kay, Kay! So, my roomie, she went missin' recently, she's a giver like me."

    Or, Jabber's dear roommate Momoa has gone missing by mysterious circumstances, so he seeks out the giver with a bad attitude to help him out.

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    17 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Independent Plants are not "plants", but rather a little more... nuclear.

    This causes quite the predicament when one gets into a motorcycle accident and the motorcycle sidecar lands right on top of him.

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    15 Feb 2026

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