Gaffsie

Homer Simpson urges you to imagine.



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  1. Summary

    Features Betty and Jughead trying out different facets of their sexuality. The works are only connected thematically.

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  2. Summary

    Hiram Lodge finds out that FP and Jughead's relationship isn't just that of father and son. In return for his silence, FP agrees to lend Jughead to him.

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  3. Summary

    Snapshots of an alternative universe - definitely not condoned by Archie Comics - where Jughead and FP are (unrelated) pornstars.

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  4. Summary

    Scenes from the lives of omega Jughead Jones, and his Alpha Sweet Pea.

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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    As agreed, McCoy waits to have his breakdown on the curb outside the diner until Jim is settling the bill.

    Jim finds him curled up over his knees making animalistic sounds and gives him a nudge with his shoe. "Are you any less of a miserable bastard once you’re not hungover?”

    “No.”

    Jim can respect that. “There’s a shuttleport in Iowa City. You need a lift?”

    [Jim misses a fight. Bones misses a shuttle. They don't miss Riverside at all].

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Jim is definitely not bitter that the rumor mill has him and Bones the wrong way around. He is also definitely not pining away for Bones.

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    04 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    McCoy is upset with Jim. Spock misuses an expression. Somehow, this turns into Spock and McCoy having sex – the mutually unsatisfying and impossible to quit kind.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Two months after the USS Enterprise crashes and burns, McCoy wakes up on the ISS Enterprise and tries to find his way home.

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    03 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Liam couldn’t, to the best of his current, limited abilities, explain why Noel was pushing through the revolving doors into a Mayfair hotel lobby.

    Or why Paul Weller was walking with him.

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    14 Nov 2025