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    Tony and Steve are happy. Bucky’s return doesn’t change that. Or, at least, that’s how Tony sees it. His friends don’t seem convinced.

    Alternatively; five times people think Tony should be jealous plus the one time everyone realises why he isn’t.

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    06 Aug 2019

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    Tony Stark might not have a kid but geez, are they useful for getting out of tight spots.

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    5 times Peter calls Tony "dad" to bail him out, and the 1 time he means it.

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    19 Jul 2019

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    He just needed to get his homework, but there was...a hammer on it?

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    19 Jul 2019

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    Tony's losing his credit with the public. Pepper's got a plan to fix it.

    Enter Peter Parker, eight-year-old orphan from Queens, New York.

    Tony has no idea how children work, so why is he so drawn to little Peter Parker?

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    **This fic has been translated to Russian! The link is https://ficbook.net/readfic/8788644 if anyone is interested in checking it out!**

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    18 Jul 2019

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    Bucky has always taken up really weird jobs. Once he was a mascot and got beaten up by twelve year olds regularly, he also worked at a camp for a while doing maintenance and not once but twice some kid shit in the shower. He once wrote Hallmark card sayings for a while, which led to writing fortunes for fortune cookies. Bucky eventually left that job to be a professional pet cuddler, which led to him somehow finding his way into professional human cuddling, which he left quickly because he was paid to be the big spoon, not someone’s therapist. His time as a bed warmer was the most fun though.

    So Bucky was more than used to a little bit of strangeness to his jobs- that hardly meant he was prepared for his job working for Tony Stark.

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    17 Jul 2019