FaeValkyrie
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You are DAVE STRIDER. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, and by all accounts, still a REALLY COOL DUDE. You take interest in MAKING ILL BEATS, taking ARTISTIC PICTURES of the vast CAN TOWN LANDSCAPE and, more recently, MAKING OUT WITH ALTERNIAN BOYS.
Okay, maybe not all Alternian boys, but definitely this one specifically.
Said Alternian boy - KARKAT VANTAS - is currently sliding his hands hesitantly under your shirt, and through the suave of your AMAZINGLY PRECISE KISSES, you are fighting the BIGGEST SHIT-EATING GRIN OF YOUR LIFE.
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19 Jan 2026
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Dave Strider is known across the world as the youngest assassin. He rose to prominence at the age of seven, having (allegedly) killed his father. Now, as a new recruit for the International Contract Agency’s Federal Convict Exchange Program, he’s trading freedom for a badge he never wanted to earn.
Meanwhile, Karkat Vantas is one of the ICA’s most prolific handlers. His decade-long career spans multiple agents, but that doesn’t exempt him from bad assignments. Despite his protests, he’s been enlisted as the handler for the ICA’s newest and most infamous hitman.
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- English
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- 38/?
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13 Dec 2025
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Gerard Really Needs Fibre-Optic Wifi (and also maybe a better job) by Mercreant, sameoldloneliness
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Five Nights at Freddy's
08 Nov 2025
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Gerard embarks on the job of the century.
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- Part 2 of Gerard's Quest To Acquire Fast Internet
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12 Nov 2025
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This is the nobledark history of the world, scribed in aphotic inks drawn from the vitae of beings that dwell in the spaces between worlds, between words and in the ephemera of the human soul.
This is a story of young women growing up and seizing a destiny denied them by society, physics, reality and forces that humanity should not toy with.
This is the Gospel Bright and Tenebrous, written by RL.
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26 Oct 2025
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Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.
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- Part 1 of It's the end of the world as we know it