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A year in the life of Ed and Stede.
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20 Feb 2026
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darcylindbergh - the leap year
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This is not at all how Stede expected his night to unfold.
To wit: Stede is kneeling on the dirty floor of a bathroom stall in the shitty little low-ceilinged men’s room at Jackie’z, the hot velvety shaft of a faceless stranger’s dick resting in his palm.
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19 Feb 2026
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diamonds on the soles of his shoes
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Ed can set his clock by his period. Has been able to for 30 years.
Except now.
17 days after he let stupid fucking Stede Bonnet come inside of him.
17 days later, and four fucking days late for his period.
He better not be fucking pregnant.
He can't keep it. He totally can't keep it. It'd be insane to fucking keep it.
Except, maybe, if he keeps it... For a little while at least.... He could keep Stede?
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17 Feb 2026
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Don't Leave Me (Ne me quitte pas)
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Stede Bonnet, also known as Mr. Stede, has been instrumental in helping single father Ed and his daughter Annie through illness, bad days, and father-daughter time. Then Ed meets Mr. Stede at a book signing and...
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The Ineluctable Modality of the Belly by aRealHumanBartender
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Feb 2026
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Ed's belly is the world. The world is Ed's belly.
Stede watches his husband nap.Bookmarked by FPwoper
14 Feb 2026
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The Ineluctable Modality of the Belly
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Ed shrugs one shoulder. His eyes wander the party. “Y’know. If you’ve got no one to kiss at midnight…and I’ve got no one to kiss at midnight…we could maybe– well, might as well just, I don’t know, kiss each other?”
(or: Ed and Stede's friendship group all have a New Year's kiss locked in for midnight, except them...)
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04 Feb 2026
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don't delete the kisses
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It’s “doesn’t mean a thing,” that gets Ed into trouble. Because, turns out, it means a fucking a lot.
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31 Jan 2026
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An Even Trade
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Just Can't Get Enough by oatmilktruther for anathxmadevice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Ed should know better.
Does know better, did know better.
Did know, when him and Stede were kissing-turned-making-out-turned-not-so-dry-humping, and he said, "Oh, you poor, needy thing, you," when he gave Ed that particular smile, the one hiding the razor glint of his canines, when he said, "Do you need to come?"
Ed absofuckinglutely knew it was a trap, and probably not a fun one.
So of course he said yes.
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28 Jan 2026
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Just Can't Get Enough
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So much for having it all together. He didn’t dare let Ed see him like this. The way everything slips by the wayside when he is too busy or focused elsewhere, that he can’t even do the goddamn dishes.
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Sometimes, an act of true love is someone else doing the washing up.
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28 Jan 2026
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let my love keep you safe
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Stede's on his way! He's off to a fan convention for his favourite show, Our Kraken Loves Lighthouses
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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)
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1972. Ed Teach meets Stede Bonnet in a gay bar. He's the perfect man-- or he would be, if it weren't for one thing.
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07 Jan 2026
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The Jamestown Ferry
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“So that’s a yes?”
“I guess? If—if you want to, that is.” There’s something else about him, something Ed can’t quite put his finger on. A sort of familiarity, though it doesn’t quite feel like the right word. Maybe it’s the accent. Maybe he’ll figure it out once they’re naked.
“D’you think I came all this way to not suck your dick?”
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06 Jan 2026
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Five-star review
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Ed Teach is a brilliant engineer whose job is taking him halfway around the world for the next six months. Stede Bonnet is in the throes of a midlife crisis, just divorced from his wife and leaving his father's business. When a laundry delivery service mixes up their addresses and leads to a passionate night together, these two wonder if they can build a relationship together long-distance, or if their feelings for each other will come out in the wash.
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Five times Ed and Stede got off alone, and one time they got off together.
Or, Season 1 retold via the medium of wanks.
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26 Dec 2025
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When I think about you...
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The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note.
First: he’s fucking rich.
Second: he needs a husband to stay that way.
Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks.
(Or: 5 times Ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him, and 1 time he does.)
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26 Dec 2025
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elbows on the counter
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When Stede meets a startlingly well-dressed man at an otherwise rather tacky Sexy Santa Night at the bar, he quickly develops one objective: hold this man's attention by any means necessary. Even if it means pretending to be terrible at pool.
Despite Stede's ruse, Ed might just see him more clearly than anyone ever has before. And Stede might be getting some life-changing Christmas wishes granted tonight that he didn't even know he had.
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23 Dec 2025
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The Break
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Well, if that didn’t do something funny to Stede’s stomach! “Oh?” he asked, hoping it didn’t sound too intrigued, that it maybe landed just this side of propriety. “Well, then, maybe I should hire you as a consultant! I could write the first queer cowboy novel with a bit of veracity.”
Was he flirting? He figured he probably was. It hadn’t been an intentional choice, per se, but the heart wants what the heart wants, and Ed was incredibly attractive, and he seemed like the kind of man whose company Stede could really enjoy– the kind who might even enjoy his.
“I’d be willing to give it a look,” Ed said, and it sounded very much like he might be flirting, too. His chin had taken on a delightful downward tilt and his eyes looked downright mischievous. “You said you didn’t have plans tonight?”
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A 1970s Gentlebeard Christmas PWP for the 2025 Advint Calindah, December 22. -
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Stede's new island life is shaping up slowly but surely... and then he finds something strange in the water.
A selkie AU (...sort of)!
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17 Dec 2025
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you otter know
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Ed's apartment is infested with spiders. Stede just wants to be near his kids. When they discover the apartment they both want is only available to couples, there's only one thing to do—pretend to be in a relationship to hoodwink their landlady into renting them the one-bedroom apartment. No one is normal about it.
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16 Dec 2025
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Sexy Lawyer Roommate
LyraTalise