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    "Tell Lan Zhan that I'm weeping uncontrollably," Wei Wuxian says to the juniors. "Tell him I'm truly pitiful and he needs to do everything I say until I'm well again."

    Lan Congyi is in the middle of carefully holding his eyelids open to check his pupils, but he still obeys, bless him. "Hanguang-Jun, Senior Wei would like us to tell you that he can't stop crying and he'd like for you to do everything he says until he's better." There's a moment of silence, and then Lan Congyi says to Wei Wuxian, "Hanguang-Jun says he already does everything you tell him."

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    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji find themselves cursed, unable to see or hear each other. They figure things out anyway.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    When Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji get married, Sizhui assumes his relationship with his father will only become more distant.

    Instead, they become closer than ever.

    (Oh, and also, there is a crypt full of segmented body parts, but what else is new?)

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    05 Feb 2026

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    A silence blankets the air around them. Wei Wuxian closes his eyes and recaps the last couple of minutes: him asking (a little crudely) what happened, the juniors looking like Lan Wangji had just announced his deep hatred for rabbits, Lan Wangji himself looking like he’d just announced his deep hatred for rabbits, both of them asking the same question, and—

    Realization seeps into Wei Wuxian's bones.

    He looks up at Lan Wangji, and Lan Wangji is staring right back at him, and Wei Wuxian’s lips are still tingling, and Lan Wangji is still poking at his own.

    “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Lan Wangji groans.

    At the same time, Wei Wuxian murmurs, “Ah.”

    (In which Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji investigate a curse and get cursed instead. Everything they try to say comes out of the other person's mouth. It can only go downhill from there.)

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Wei Wuxian all but stumbles into the discussion hall, eyes half open. It's clear he just woke up from a deep midday nap. Ignoring shocked gasps and a thunderous cry of his name from Lan Qiren, he makes his way over to Lan Wangji. Wei Wuxian's eyes widen at the sight of his husband and he ungracefully falls into his lap.
     
    "Kiss." He demands loudly.

    Everyone gasps. It turns into shrieks when Lan Wangji immediately obeys, bending down and presses his lips to Wei Wuxian's.

     
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    Wei Wuxian demands nothing but kisses now that he knows he can get them. Lan Wangji is happy to oblige.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    When Lan Sizhui is accidentally turned into a child with only his past memories intact, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji decide to take the opportunity to give their son a spoiling of a lifetime.
    Post-canon.

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    23 Jan 2026