EternalCringe
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Amir makes Drifter realize a lot about themself. They realize some things about him, too.
Alternatively: what if they kissed in the Denny's parking lot?
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- Part 2 of Double-A Batteries (Drifter/Amir Fics)
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It’s New Years again. Somethings go better. Somethings go differently. Amir’s just glad that Drifter’s here.
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- Part 1 of Double-A Batteries (Drifter/Amir Fics)
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Close To You by EternalCringe
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
11 Dec 2021
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Sam's a romantic. He adored hearing about fairy-tale soulmates living happily ever after, and stories that his mama would tell him about his dad. He also loved Max, and thinking about them fighting crime and solving cases together for the rest of their lives made him feel all fuzzy inside.
But Max wasn't his soulmate, and certainly didn't return his feelings.
Max couldn't care less about soulmates nor happily ever after, but since Sam, he can start to imagine himself as the hero in the story, driving into the sunset with his partner. After all, he loved Sam, and Sam was such a sap.
But Sam has a soulmate, and it's not Max.
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"I wish I didn't have this stupid string! I just want to rip it off and forget about it!
"No you don't, Max."
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Robert sets down the pregnancy test. He's aware that heats only end early due to drugs, or a knot producing a pregnancy.
For the next two weeks Robert was torn on what he should do.
Should he keep it?
Should he put it up for adoption?
Should he inform the father?
Well, Robert Robertson III couldn't bring himself to do either of those things and that's why he has a secret four-year-old son.
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Robert has secrets that he keeps from the Z-Team, like he's Mecha Man, an Omega, and well, he has a son.... and one of them might be the father.
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27 Jan 2026
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“Tell me. Robert Robertson the Third. Mecha Man. Hero.” There’s something soft in the thing’s voice. Almost reverent. “What do you want?”
His body wants to shut down. His mind wishes for oblivion. The answer is obvious.
“Put me…back into…the fight.” He rasps.
“Very well,” he can hear it smiling, “let’s get to work.”
Or, in simpler terms…let’s do it all over again.
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24 Jan 2026
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You could understand their confusion. You were just as lost as they were.
You could understand their actions. You would act out just as they did, were the roles reversed.
You could understand their anger.
...But you couldn't understand their hatred.
OR:
The Red Soul has enough and runs away after being beaten with a hockey stick one too many times.
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- Part 1 of Patriot's Deltarune Stuff
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- 23/?
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06 Jul 2025
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You've always felt a strange energy coming from your television set - a boxy old CRT you can't afford to replace and feel oddly attached to. It's almost like it's... aware, somehow.
When you discover how to shift between the Light and Dark Worlds, you learn the truth: your beloved, dusty TV is actually Mr "Ant" Tenna - who, as it turns out, has a bit of a thing for you. With this knowledge in hand (and Tenna completely unaware that you know) you decide to have some fun. How worked up can you get him before he finally cracks?
Or: how to tease an inanimate television until its sentient Dark World counterpart finally admits he's been watching (and enjoying) the entire time.
A standalone story & part of my Tenna/Reader series.
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- Part 2 of Physical Challenges With Mr "Ant" Tenna
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13 Jun 2025
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The room is too bright.
It’s quaint, in a nauseating sort of way. Polished floors glint from the gleaming honeycomb chandeliers overhead, make him squint. A few vases sprinkled here and there, filling the room with a sickeningly sweet scent – even a waffle-cone headrest framing the silken sheets of a neatly-tucked bed. Outside, the golden sun gleams, the gentle rays of light spilling past curtains that waver in the afternoon breeze.
It's meant to be beautiful. Luxurious. Welcoming.
With one sweep of his cane, Shadow Milk tears it apart.
[[ Completed ]]
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- Part 1 of Jamma Jambound's SDVN works
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13 May 2025