Emlizcor44
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My take on how exactly young Bill and Ted met.
With worm hunting and snack time galore, how did our two heroes meet and react upon meeting one another?
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This was truly the life, Hans thought. Hose down around his garters, a rough hand gripped behind his bare arse, another rucking up the hem of his chainmail, and Hans himself about to empty his balls down his male page's throat.
No, Hans really could not recall why he'd never liked having a page before.
After Hans Capon is saved from Cumans by one Henry of Skalitz, he discovers that the man has a secret: a certain fondness for men's bodies that goes far beyond anything appropriate. Intrigued by his new friend, Hans offers him a temporary position as his page—nothing grand, just some essential training in exchange for saving his life, and for providing occasional company.
Only, he can't help himself from tacking on an extra proposition, one that he thinks would satisfy both himself and his new page. He should have known it would spin out of control. Not like it would be the first time that thinking with his cock had got him into trouble, after all.
Bookmarked by Spare Thoughts for The Eldest (Emlizcor44)
21 Feb 2026
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The Amorous Misadventures of Henry and Hans by impossible_creature
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
16 Nov 2025
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“Oh, don’t you remember that time you forced me to brew you a potion to attract women, and it only gave you a terrible rash on your face? I swear, it looked like you had laid with a frog, you were so covered in warts.”
“No, Sir Hans, you didn’t fight him off. You called him ‘arse-n-balls’ and then he almost killed you. I had to come rescue your sorry arse.”
“What are you talking about? I completely trounced you in that bet. You really thought you could beat me. You should’ve. I had only just started swordfighting.”
It is only so strange because Henry jumps to defend Hans at seemingly any other opportunity. But whenever a woman so much as looks in his direction, he must bring up Hans’s terrible stench after a hunting trip, or how they sometimes sleep in the same bed in the winter and Hans snores terribly, or how Hans once fell into a puddle of mud and had to walk back to Pirkstein with it smeared all over his backside.
It really is peculiar.In which Henry is the worst wingman and Hans is oblivious as hell.
OR, All the women Henry prevented Hans from seducing, and the one time his seduction actually worked.Bookmarked by Spare Thoughts for The Eldest (Emlizcor44)
21 Feb 2026
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The sweetest smell in a scentless world by Actually_bel
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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Dunk just wanted to list on the tournament and be known as a knight. He was totally unaware of the alphas that were trying to get him in some way.
Or, 5 times an alpha tried to use their pheromones on Duncan to get something without any effect, and 1 time where one got to smell his scent.
Or, how a broken nose that never healed completely can save you in an omegaverse.Bookmarked by Spare Thoughts for The Eldest (Emlizcor44)
20 Feb 2026
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Heath is unsure of his place with the Barkleys, and when Victoria catches him in the bunkhouse with another man, he's certain that his time there is about to end.
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Bookmarked by Spare Thoughts for The Eldest (Emlizcor44)
19 Feb 2026
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The Space Between 'sir' and 'Da' by WinterFox23
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
20 Oct 2025
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Pre-canon in Skalitz, Sir Radzig visits Martin’s forge and watches toddler Henry toddle and babble “da” for the man raising him. Radzig swallows the sharp ache of jealousy and love, choosing Martin’s safety and steadiness over any claim of his own, leaving only a notched coin as a silent blessing.
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- Part 3 of The Wolf and His Pup
Bookmarked by Spare Thoughts for The Eldest (Emlizcor44)
19 Feb 2026