Elixir_of_Omniscience
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
There are very few people that Alan Campbell can't say no to. Dorian Gray is one of them.
the dissolution of a body scene *reimagined* from Alan Campbell's POV.
-
Hob Gadling's New Inn for Job-Hunting Teenage Psychic(s) by Elixir_of_Omniscience
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
29 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
Hob Gadling has seen a lot of things at the New Inn (née the White Horse), but even he's gotta say, a random (and probably sober) teenage girl blacking out at his touch? On a Tuesday? At 5pm? That's a new one, even for him.
AKA how Hob Gadling's new prospective hire causes a little bit more supernatural trouble than minimum wage is worth.
Series
- Part 2 of adventures in supernatural teensitting
-
Jenny Green's Butcher Shop for Irritating Teen Detectives by Elixir_of_Omniscience
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
16 Jan 2025
Tags
Summary
If someone had told Jenny Green 5 years ago that she would be in London, feeling personally responsible for a group of mostly alive teenagers, she would have have said you were dreaming. But now said teenagers keep popping up in her butcher shop after hours and she is really out of her depths.
AKA how Jenny becomes the "responsible adult" to a wild band of teenage detectives
Series
- Part 1 of adventures in supernatural teensitting
-
Tags
Summary
Roy Kent has breathed football since he was 5 years old. Lived football, played football, coached football. He thought he was even going to eventually die with football flowing through his veins. So why on Earth is he now standing in front of 10 little girls in dresses holding a netball in his hands?
- - -
What happens when Phoebe decides she doesn't want to play football anymore, AKA how Roy Kent had to swallow his pride and learn how to coach a whole new sport. -
Tags
Summary
A trip back to New York with Crystal send the boys down memory lane. Or down the dark alleyways of New York to the place they kissed for the first time.
Recent series
-
adventures in supernatural teensitting by Elixir_of_Omniscience
Fandom Dead Boy Detectives (TV), The Sandman (TV 2022)
29 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 16,031
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Luca: Everyone should be celebrating right now, not worrying about me. I’m so sorry
Ilya: You're giving us more to celebrate! What is the point of us all coming out if you can’t bottom for two hot men?
Luca: I’m not sure how to answer thatIn which Luca's Stanley Cup celebrations go viral thanks to TMZ and some poorly framed photos. Luckily (and at times mortifyingly), he has all the queer NHL stars who came before him in his corner.
Series
- Part 5 of the secret society of stick handlers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,624
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1,036
- Kudos:
- 11,243
- Bookmarks:
- 807
- Hits:
- 55,620
Bookmarked by Elixir_of_Omniscience
01 Feb 2026
-
the secret society of stick handlers by gurlsrool
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 41,443
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 4,167
Bookmarked by Elixir_of_Omniscience
30 Jan 2026
-
The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Dec 2022
Tags
Summary
Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.
No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,024
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 1,522
- Kudos:
- 21,599
- Bookmarks:
- 6,791
- Hits:
- 429,830
Bookmarked by Elixir_of_Omniscience
24 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
It's all Aaron's fault.
Really, it is.
He threw away Andrew's ice cream, and left him with no other choice but to walk to the sketchy gas station in the middle of the night. No other choice.
Maybe Andrew should send him a thank you card.
OR
Neil works at a gas station that isn't quite a gas station, and Andrew can't stop coming back for more.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,971
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 35
- Kudos:
- 652
- Bookmarks:
- 114
- Hits:
- 4,958
Bookmarked by Elixir_of_Omniscience
04 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Wymack grunted. “Hey, why don’t I call in takeout from Sweeties and we can eat it in the office? I have a sixteen year old boy in the back of the patrol car right now that I’m running to the station.”
Andrew scoffed quietly to himself and set the phone on speaker to light his cigarette. Muffled, he said, “He better be eye candy if I’m coming to that dump.”
Andrew inhaled deep and closed his eyes for a moment before blowing the smoke out through his teeth. On the other end of the phone, just as he was bringing the cigarette back for another drag, he heard Wymack say, “Hey, my son wants to know if you’re cute.”
Andrew coughed up his lung at that surprise, but he didn’t miss the way that a distant voice piped up with “I want to say yes, sir.”
-
Andrew and Aaron lived under two loose rules after Andrew’s stint in juvie: No more lying, no more secrets. Andrew already had years old secrets to take to the grave, but upon meeting a boy with a fiery attitude and a penchant against staying out of trouble, he quickly realized that he wasn’t the only one.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 146,187
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Comments:
- 425
- Kudos:
- 2,320
- Bookmarks:
- 649
- Hits:
- 77,048
Bookmarked by Elixir_of_Omniscience
28 Nov 2025