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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Ed is a burned out actor making a stab at reviving his troubled career by appearing in a big Hollywood franchise headed by Pete Black. Stede is an antiquarian bookseller, looking to fill his empty days after his divorce. Ed and Stede discover an undeniable connection when their lives suddenly intersect, but the timing really couldn't be worse. If they want to stay together, they'll need some creative problem solving.

    Collaboration with art from Sailor’s Ruin.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Read chapter 11!

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Edward Teach is woken up on New Year's Day by a phone call requesting his professional services. The request is just odd enough to pique his curiosity.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Read chapter 6!

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    A year after his wife's death, Stede Bonnet is still struggling to get through each day as a single parent.

    On paper, Ed Teach appears to be doing great, but after a string of bad breakups he decides to get some help with changing old habits.

    When a scheduling mixup brings the two together, both of their lives are changed in ways that neither would have expected.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Read through chapter 9!

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    Ed finds Stede's journal, describing all the things he wants to learn about sex between men but doesn't dare ask about. Ed, of course, feels he's the exact right person to offer practical demonstrations on the subject.

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    A season 1 canon-divergence AU set after The Art of Fuckery

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    19 Apr 2025

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    Read through chapter 8!

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    Finally, at 42, pop star Edward Teach is about to get his fairytale ending. He’s got the perfect guy—handsome, kind, patient, and most importantly: crazy about Ed. When his boyfriend proposes, it should be an easy yes, yes, a million times yes! There’s just one problem. Ed’s kinda sorta already married, and he hasn’t spoken to the guy in seventeen years. 

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Read through chapter 32!