2 Works by Donuts
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Hawwy Pottew and the Phiwosophew’s Stowne by Donuts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2022
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As they ran away from Filch, the three Gryffindors found themselves trapped in a dead end, the doors ahead of them locked.
"Wet me twy!" Hermione said. "I know a speww to unwock it!" She pointed her wand at the lock. "Awo- awohamow- awohawmwa-"
"Awwoh vewa?" Ron suggested.
"Amwohamawa- fuck!" Hermione cursed.
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AU where Hogwarts starts at age 6 and the kids are allowed to curse whenever the fuck they want. Originally I didn’t mean to change much more than that but things kinda spiralled out of control and I have been accused of "taking canon out back and shooting it."
Frankly, I think it’s about time someone put the poor thing out of its misery.
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Sauntered Vaguely Upwards by Donuts, OzzieUnderFire
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2021
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Crowley has a spark of inspiration and decides to play a prank on Hell.