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Live or Die, May it be by Your Hands by CosmicSoaring
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
15 Dec 2024
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While rare, a bond between two alphas has the potential to change one participant’s secondary gender into that of a beta or an omega. The process is almost guaranteed success if said participant is mentally willing to accept such a role, but there is no formula or absolute method to cause a change in one’s biology.
Panic strikes Chuuya like a knife through the gut. He locks his phone and borderline throws it on the table before beginning to pace the length of his bedroom.
What the hell did he do?
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07 Feb 2026
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The first time Dazai brings it up, three months into them sleeping together, Chuuya’s fucking her against the shower wall.
“You know what would be sexy?” she asks, conversational like Chuuya isn’t balls deep inside her with her legs wrapped around his hips. “You should fuck me while I’m asleep.”
Dazai wants to try something new. It takes a while, but Chuuya comes around.
Or, five times Dazai asks Chuuya to indulge in somnophilia with her and the one time he gives in, with a little falling in love along the way.
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- Part 1 of she's just a girl (fem dazai canonverse)
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03 Feb 2026
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One night Chuuya comes home and finds a drunk stranger in his bed. Getting the guy, who turns out to be an obnoxious, pitiful literature student, out of his apartment is one thing, but getting him out of his life? Practically impossible.
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Or, the Port Mafia executive Chuuya and literature student Dazai AU.
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Now with stunning art by run_mello mementochuuya and Lorax_Min (Chuuya) (Dazai) <3- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 208,728
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,086
- Kudos:
- 7,931
- Bookmarks:
- 1,291
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- 242,723
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01 Feb 2026
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I'm bad at writing a summary but here we go:
'Opposites'
Harrison was opposite to his sister- Hope- in every way: Where she could barely control her magic, he could summon things when he was only one; where she was trained by tutors to defeat the dark lord, he was in the past getting trained by the founders; And where she was giving her life for the light, he became a new sign of hope for the dark.
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Wrong G/BWL Au, Harrison time travels to the past to grow up with the founders only to go back to the future a month before his first day at hogwarts. He decided that the dark side shares more of his ideas than the light side does and eventually even finds love in the man his sister is trying to destroy.
(This sounds so sappy, I promise it's not.)
RATING & WARNINGS MIGHT CHANGE LATER!- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 539,703
- Chapters:
- 87/?
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,840
- Kudos:
- 8,818
- Bookmarks:
- 2,333
- Hits:
- 541,050
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24 Jan 2026
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Dazai struggles with being a little and his fear of vulnerability, Chuuya does his best to be there for his partner.
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Part 4 fan art by knoxx.tbox
Baby Dazai n Fishie by soyverjn
Animatic by knoxx.tbox- Words:
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- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 316
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05 Jan 2026
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xxx cute tiny shota gets holes rawed! click to see more xxx by eraiklys
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Mar 2022
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Hitoshi gets a cat. He gets fucked by the cat.
Hitoshi meets a dog. He gets fucked by the dog.
Hitoshi meets a man.
What happens next?! 98% of readers get the answer WRONG!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,438
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 71
- Kudos:
- 1,641
- Bookmarks:
- 365
- Hits:
- 118,272
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31 Dec 2025
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Dazai gasps and another lewd moan spills from his pretty mouth, so loud and Chuuya is fucking losing it. He can’t care if the walls are thin because hearing Dazai letting go, witnessing him like this – overcome with pleasure – it’s the single hottest thing that has ever happened to Chuuya in his entire life. "Good boy," he praises.
OR: Despite Dazai's annoying insecurities, which he takes out on everyone (including himself), he is a good boy. A good boy that Chuuya is very in love with.
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03 Dec 2025
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Dazai Osamu has been in a coma for exactly one year, seven months, and twenty-two days. But Death still refuses to take him.
Trapped in the space between worlds and unable to die, Dazai waits, killing what precious time he may have left and hoping—praying—that his family will pull the plug and move on. He doesn't expect someone to move into his old apartment instead.
Nakahara Chuuya, two-time Grammy awards winner, and freshly unemployed pessimist, has never believed in fate, much less the supernatural. But the lively—if a bit annoying—ghost of his apartment's previous tenant, might just change everything.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 235,956
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,143
- Kudos:
- 4,637
- Bookmarks:
- 1,114
- Hits:
- 118,589
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26 Apr 2025
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The random fic in which Chuuya is a hat god from whom Dazai keeps accidentally requesting hats and then gets rid of them once they have served their purpose.
Chuuya doesn’t understand why Dazai won’t accept his marriage proposal.
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- Part 8 of Unrelated skk fics
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24 Apr 2025
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There is NOT enough Murder Husbandry in this goddamn fandom! So, I have taken it upon myself to amend this travesty, as it were. You can basically consider Play With Fire as the theme of this series, but BTS House of Cards is good for the softer scenes.
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- 153,014
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- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 202
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14 Apr 2025
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Dazai has blue balls for three days. Chuuya takes care of that over the phone, but Dazai seriously owes him one.
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- Part 4 of Soukoku Murder Husbands
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08 Apr 2025
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Dazai thinks Chuuya is way too cute. It’s evident in the way his cheeks warm up in the sun or how his lips tilt into a smile when he’s happy. Although he’s never facing the cameras when he changes his expression, Dazai has them planted across the Port Mafia just to watch him from every angle.
Dazai would tear the world into pieces just to keep Chuuya close by him. But does he know that the same sentiment is shared by the one he loves the most?
(Or: a yandere x yandere au.)
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- Part 4 of Murder Mania
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08 Apr 2025
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Yosano studies the pen she's twirling between her fingers before hurling it at Dazai.
Dazai makes no move to catch it, in contrast, he startles when the pen hits his coat.
He blinks at her as the pen drops and rolls along the floor. "That was mean," he notes in a lighthearted tone.
Yosano shoots up from her desk just about ready to cut him to pieces with a chainsaw.
"You idiot," she seethes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,462
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 165
- Kudos:
- 1,424
- Bookmarks:
- 288
- Hits:
- 25,776
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01 Apr 2025
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It’s been a little more than a month since everything almost went to shit, since the Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia faced off against Dostoyevsky, since Yokohama almost lost its fragile, balanced peace.
And it’s also been just about a month since Ranpo emerged from Poe’s book, all pride and glowing accomplishment for solving 500 murders in a week, and just a passing comment about the other guy losing patience and starting punching people.
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Chuuya emerges from Poe's book, exhausted, to discover that Dazai has been severely injured. Standing guard in the Agency's infirmary, Yosano, Kunikida, and Chuuya find unexpected common cause in their desire to keep Dazai in one piece despite his best efforts to hide his vulnerabilities from everyone around him.
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01 Apr 2025
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Chuuya raises an eyebrow, before offering a hapless shrug. "Very well. Then, how about operation Mouse and Stampede?"
Kunikida blinks.
Chuuya blinks back.
"What?"
"...what?"
The detective frowns. "What did you just say?"
"Mouse and Stampede? You know?"
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Chuuya and Kunikida end up on a mission together, and Chuuya decides to make Kunikida a guide on being Dazai's partner. Dazai doesn't approve.
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30 Mar 2025
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If Dazai, Chuuya and Kunikida met at 16
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- 28,878
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- 10
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27 Mar 2025
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Parties have never been Dazai’s ‘thing.’
He has always seen them as ‘unnecessarily loud’ and a ‘waste of one’s night’.
So, imagine his surprise when he shows up at a college house party and meets this redhead who is admittedly hot—and ends up leaving the party with said redhead.
Maybe, going to parties isn’t so bad after all?
Or: Dazai gets dragged to a house party, meets Chuuya, and gets fucked for the first time
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- Part 4 of Bottom Dazai Week 2021
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,957
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 42
- Kudos:
- 2,084
- Bookmarks:
- 283
- Hits:
- 35,018
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23 Mar 2025
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hell on earth ( we were already there ) by dendronali
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Nov 2022
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androgyny : no bitches?
Beatbox : thats @bimyself
bimyself : literally WHAT did i do
androgyny : get a girlfriend son
God : or a boyfriend he’s bi
androgyny : damn son you get no bitches frrrrr
bimyself has left PM + ADA Alliance
[ or : seeking the solidification of the truce between the port mafia and the armed detective agency, the organizations leaders agree to creating a groupchat - or as some would call, absoloute hell. ]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,138
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 302
- Kudos:
- 1,794
- Bookmarks:
- 211
- Hits:
- 35,435
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14 Mar 2025
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“Ah - I see,” Chuuya folds both hands on the desk and raises an eyebrow. “Your name is?”
“His name is Dazai,” obnoxious businessman answers in his place, grating Chuuya's nerves. Here’s another man, treating omegas as though they’re barely human beings, answering for them, stealing their autonomy…
“Right. Dazai.” That’s when the brunette finally raises his head and makes eye contact and oh. He’s stunning.
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Chuuya finds love in the tormented, deep brown eyes of one Osamu Dazai.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,873
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Comments:
- 370
- Kudos:
- 1,906
- Bookmarks:
- 279
- Hits:
- 37,275
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04 Mar 2025
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A wolf in sheep's clothing by masterfoxpin (LiesmithSilvertongue)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
08 Aug 2023
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Officially, black on white, Dazai Osamu is an alpha.
That’s a fact nobody ever questioned, fom his presenting during his mafia days, until now, at the detective agency.
And if everyone knows for sure that Dazai’s an alpha, everyone also knows that Nakahara Chuuya is an omega.
Fiercy, strong, and deadly, but small and beautiful omega.This is the story of how the greatest lie of Soukoku’s life, blew up at the age of 23 years old for the two men.
Rage, blood and chaos ensued seconds after.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,163
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Comments:
- 1,116
- Kudos:
- 5,354
- Bookmarks:
- 824
- Hits:
- 144,537
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03 Mar 2025