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Roy followed Jamie into the building from the bonfire outside, the tequila making his skin warm. He watched Jamie veer at the last minute, heading to the boot room.
Roy let his legs slow until the rest of the team bypassed him. Then he turned and followed Jamie into the boot room, he flicked the lock behind his back and watched Jamie who was standing a few steps inside the doorway.
Roy and Jamie have sex in the boot room, written for the RoyJamieBingo 2024
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- Part 3 of I Don't Like You...But I Want You
- Part 9 of luvsbitca's RoyJamie Bingo Fills
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Bookmarked by Ditzyleo
22 Feb 2026
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At some point in between learning to ride a bike in Amsterdam and looking up which fibers were safe to tie around dicks, there had been a moment where Roy looked at Jamie and thought, I’m going to make him the best football’s ever seen. He’d known, then and there, what was coming for Jamie: the paparazzi on his tail, the fans at his feet, the clubs eager to swoop in like vultures and steal him away to take him to greater heights.
He’d been ignoring it, though. Even as Richmond’s manager, he’d scowled until Higgins took the dull paperwork and cutthroat transfer negotiations out of his hands, and he’d forgotten, somehow, that Jamie was never meant to stay at Richmond. Never really been Roy’s to keep.
Now reality was staring him straight in the face, and so were Jamie’s big eyes.
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09 Feb 2026
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His life is so fucking public. The whole world gets to see him being a prick on the pitch, and being a sweetheart visiting kids in hospital (when he lets the PR team go along with him), and being his charming, cocky self in interviews and shit... but they'll never get to see him the way Roy does.
Not gagged and handcuffed, sweating and moaning, squirming around with a vibrator in his arse.
That's only for Roy.
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Bookmarked by Ditzyleo
28 Jan 2026
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“Who’s texting you?” she asked.
“Just Jamie,” Roy replied. “I should have never given him my number, he sends me random shit all the time now.”
“I guess you’re friends now?” Ruth said, propping herself up on an elbow.
He grunted. “I’m not currently trying to kill him.”
“Aaawwwww,” said Ruth. “You like him.”
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Five times Roy’s sister heard about Jamie Tartt plus one time she saw him with Roy.
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17 Jan 2026
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Jamie looked up from the remains of his kebab and saw Roy’s eyebrows now drawn together with concern instead of anger. How could he explain he didn’t want Roy to think the new guy–and his old friend–was better than him? He couldn’t even quite explain it to himself. Jamie had never been a jealous person, which wasn’t always a good thing when girlfriends took his level of jealousy as his level of care. But why should he be jealous? He was Jamie fucking Tartt. If somebody didn’t want him, they could jog on, not his problem.
If Roy didn’t want him anymore, it would probably kill him. But he couldn’t exactly say that, could he?
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- Part 4 of Puppy Love
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15 Jan 2026
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After Jamie's fight with his dad in the locker room following their defeat by Manchester City, Roy takes Jamie home. Things escalate once more.
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- Part 7 of a deal's a deal
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14 Jan 2026
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By Jamie’s count this is his and Roy’s third one-night stand.
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12 Jan 2026
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An argument with his sister and three long days at St George's Park to whip snotty-nosed lads into shape for the England U18s puts Roy in a foul mood.
Fortunately, six months after their Christmas meeting, Jamie Tartt is there to take the edge off.
(Pre-canon, UK legal Jamie)
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- Part 2 of anything forced is not beautiful
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11 Jan 2026
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“….jamie?” he offered to the empty room. He was floating in total disorientation, trying to remember how to get out, shivering little broken curses.
Or, I needed hurt Roy/worried Jamie and there’s not much out there, so here’s some self-indulgence.
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11 Jan 2026
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Out of nowhere, Jamie's started being the best boyfriend in the world, which begs the question: Why? Jamie's not so selfless that he'd do all this without a reason and Roy can't figure out if Jamie wants to get married, whether he's cheating on him, or if this is all some weird leadup to some really kinky shit.
(And seeing as it's Jamie, maybe Roy's worried it could be all three)
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06 Jan 2026
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Roy is in pain, Jamie knows how to help. A massage and some much overdue conversation might just be what they need.
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01 Jan 2026
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jamie’s the one that always wants to be good, to do well and be told he did well and float on the lunar tides of praise and approval, and be proud, and lie down purring like a cat drowsy with gladness
(and roy will pet him and stroke him and murmur more and more words into his ear to hear more and more purring and store it in his heart)
well done, roy will say sometimes just to see a knot in the middle of jamie come loose
good lad, roy will say sometimes just because it’s true
but now
roy did well, and was told so
and with jamie’s fingers stilling on roy’s chest, and jamie’s breathing slowing down, and jamie’s beautiful beautiful mouth unfurling and relaxing
roy, overcome with tenderness, strokes jamie’s cheek featherlight
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- Part 1 of carry me into a seven-day kiss
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01 Jan 2026
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roy and jamie fall in love quite easily, it turns out.
or: roy is there for jamie at the man city game and then he never leaves.
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- Part 1 of roy and jamie's rom-com
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01 Jan 2026
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Jamie's exhausted after a day of PR work on his day off from training when he comes home to find a special surprise waiting for him.
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Bookmarked by Ditzyleo
31 Dec 2025
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Fresh from his stint on Lust Conquers All, Jamie goes to the pub to beg for his job back. He finds sex pollen and Roy Kent instead.
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Bookmarked by Ditzyleo
28 Dec 2025
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Roy shakes his head. What an arsehole, he thinks. Jamie fucking Tartt, the prick kissed by God. Roy prides himself on not being a repressed dickhead, but Jesus's fucking cock, he's been having all kinds of nasty thoughts about that twatty fuck. He can't even make sense of them.
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28 Dec 2025
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"You were up my arse about never having been to Amsterdam when you've never been to Paris? It's across the fucking channel!"
"Yeah, but it's not like me dad ever thought taking me to Paris would make me less gay, did he?"Or Roy takes Jamie to Paris for Christmas
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25 Dec 2025
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To Take Arms Against a Sea of Troubles by things_renew_themselves
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
22 Dec 2025
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Roy freezes. His shoulders go up, his eyes are pointing straight ahead, and he looks — fucking — Jesus —
"Mum," he croaks, gripping a kit so tight his knuckles are the same shade as the pale lettering. He sets it down, and turns to...apparently, his mum.
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23 Dec 2025
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For someone that communicates mainly in grunts and growls. Roy is surprisingly good at talking Jamie through it
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21 Dec 2025
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he’s a born-again wild card (he was telling me wild things) by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
07 Dec 2025
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"Oh," Jamie laughs. "Well, it’s November, innit?"
He says that like it’s supposed to explain why he looks completely fucking ridiculous.
Roy blinks at him.
"Mate," Jamie continues, exasperated. "Y’know, the moustache thing? Movember? It’s for, like, mental health."
"Whose fucking mental health?" Roy replies. "Because the thought of watching you try to grow a moustache sounds absolutely fucking terrible for mine."
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or, jamie grows a moustache while roy slowly and steadily loses his mind.
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08 Dec 2025