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    The place I dump all of my pokémon legends arceus fics

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    10 Sep 2025

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    “Holy shit..” Noli took a step closer. “Is that a..?”

    “A baby?” 007n7 intervened, finishing Noli’s sentence. “Yeah. Yeah, it is. And not just any baby, it's..” 007n7 trailed off. “Just look at it.”

    The baby stirred in its sleep, letting out a soft, muffled gurgle. Its skin was deep crimson, almost glowing in the dim light. Noli’s mouth was wide open. “Oh my goodness, it’s fucking red.” he whispered in disbelief.

    “Thank you!” 007n7 said, throwing up his hands. “Finally, someone acknowledges the baby is red! I thought I was going insane.”

    “Why is it red?!” Noli whisper-yelled, his voice cracked with disbelief as he flailed his arms like he could somehow fling the weirdness out of the room by force alone.

    “You think I know?!” 007n7 shot back, hands gesturing wildly. “You think I just wander around campus planting red demon babies in cardboard boxes for funsies!?"

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    Noli and 007n7 become fathers to a weird red baby (take a big guess on who the red baby is.) || PRE-FORSAKEN ARC.

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    Slowburn college fathers Noli7n7

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    31 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    007n7 struggles to placate a non-stop crying c00lkidd to the best of his abilities, his patience is pushed to its limit when nothing seems to work.

    Or 007 has a breakdown because this baby he found outside his door won't stop crying and he has NO clue what to do.

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    13 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Suits aren't a romantic kind. They exist only to work, not to get caught up with emotions. Parents and children love each other like roommates. But Graham and Flint know passion of a different kind.

    A sort of love they'd risk it all for. A sort of love that only existed for Toons, before them. What would happen to them if someone found out? What would they think?
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    Flint and Graham discuss their relationship. No gay people were hurt in the making of this fic.

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    05 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    After much strain in their relationship over the last few months, Prof. Brainstorm has had enough of his spouse (and employer). Seems their love was not meant to last, a fact Brainstorm never hoped to confront. But no worries; Zomboss' ignorance to his own neglectfulness will come to bite him soon enough.

    How will things turn out for the both of them, now that they have parted ways? Come find out.

    (Title is named after "The Bleeding" by Five Finger Death Punch, I recommend the acoustic version for the tone of this fic!)

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    07 Aug 2024

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    The zombie divorce fic <3