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Statistically speaking, Otter should have died three missions ago.
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“Otter,” said Morino Ibiki, voice like gravel soaked in sake. “Do you know why you’re here?”
Otter blinked, eyes innocent beneath his cracked porcelain mask. “Free dental?”
Ibiki didn’t blink. “Try again.”Or
ANBU Otter might just be the most annoying operative to have joined the workforce.
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Haruno Takeru aspires to have an easy, simple life—it’s a pity that no one else seems interested in letting it happen.
( “Someone is taking the children of Konoha,” Hiruzen says, voice rough and eyes blazing.
“I’d like your help in figuring out who.” )
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Haruno Sakura wasn't a girl, but she was. And perhaps that was what hurt her the most.
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23 Jan 2026
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This is actually some pretty good shit 😋
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Song Lan finds the source of all his life's agony unconscious and bleeding out by the side of the road.
Justice demands that Song Lan kill Xue Yang right there for his crimes against Baixue Temple, and the world.
Killing an unconscious, helpless enemy is a greatly dishonorable act and a betrayal of the values taught by Baixue Temple.
What is more important? Justice, or honour? -
How Do You Destroy A Soulmate? by purdypyrite for ghosthouses
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Dec 2022
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So that was fine. He had a soulmate and then lost that soulmate. He'd had two pinkies once and the loss hasn’t ever kept him down. He bounces away from his soulmate like he had from Chang Cian, knowing with utmost certainty their story wasn’t finished.
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Or, Song Lan rejects his newly found soulmate because he already has a cultivation partner thankyouverymuch.