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    When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good.

    Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. This will be a long summer unless the two can find a way to work together. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story.

    Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Dropped 37

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    “Your robes are…red,” Hermione finally said, strangely accusing.

    “Burgundy!” Severus protested. Red was tacky. Burgundy, however, had class.

    “And what did you do to your hair?” she asked in horrified fascination.

    Snape’s hand rose to his scalp.

    “Nothing! What is wrong with you? I just washed it and blow-dried it like every morning…”

    “Ah, I see.” She nodded and stepped back. “Alternate dimension. It must be.”

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Complete

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    Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life.

    He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn’t care less attitude was bound to stick out a little.

    What Harry didn’t expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn’t keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid).

    Rating and tags might change, who knows lmao
    (this started out as shits and giggles and escalated from there)

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Abandoned 2

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    Seamus finally managed to transfigure water into rum in Chapter 12 of Snapped. There were some consequences he hadn't foreseen.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Complete

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    “Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.

    “Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.

    Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

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    06 Jan 2026

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