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    You may find various themes and approaches here. Some fanfics are based on the original books and movies, some are TV-canon entirely.

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    After 48 years of solitary imprisonment, Grindelwald didn't foresee himself as the next Defence teacher at Hogwarts.

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    The artifact glowed in Kenobi’s hands, consuming his entire body in a brilliant crystal blue. Dooku watched—half horrified, half entranced—as the box split open, the brush of the unifying force breathing in sync with the living. "A single touch from a single soul creates an unimaginable shift in the force," the descriptions of the artifact had uttered. The words couldn’t even begin to describe the shift in the air, the impenetrable tick of gears turning. And then, almost as soon as it began, the swirling blue light tucked itself back into the artifact with a soft hiss, leaving behind a man who was nothing like the general Dooku knew.

    Standing in front of him was a young Jedi Knight who looked very much afraid.

    “Grandmaster?” Obi-Wan whispered.

    Or in other words: During the late Clone Wars, Obi-Wan accidentally touches an ancient Jedi artifact, which transports his grieving Post-Naboo self into the future to take his place. Somehow this saves the galaxy.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Must re-read. Jedi are cool (Dooku included,) Sheev Palps is doomed.

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    Hannibal blinks, and something in his expression hardens. “You think I’m delusional.”

    “No, I just—”

    “Their quacks don’t echo, Will. It’s unnatural.”

    “Actually, I think that’s a myth."

    ( In which Hannibal thinks ducks can read his mind, Will doesn’t know what to think, and Jack is 9000 percent done with both of them. This is crack, a prompt fill, and possibly the weirdest Mizumono fix-it ever.)

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    09 Nov 2023

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    The ultimate Mizumono with Ducks fic.
    The Duck Fic.

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    After flunking a semester at....whatever college Nurse Barney Matthews attends....he finds that he cannot afford the school due to the sharp decrease in his financial aid and scholarships. And so a plan is devised, as Chilton has had many a student from the school work under him as interns and what not at the BSHCI, he is sure that a good word from him could improve Barney's standing with the university. There's one catch though, the school expects to discuss such financial issues with the mother and father of Barney Matthews. Chilton is fine pretending to be a dad for a day, but if only they knew an eccentric enough cannibal as to be willing to dawn a dress for his favorite nurse for the day...

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    13 Feb 2023

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    Embarrassing taken as a competitive sport! Barney doesn't ship Hannilton.

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    Amnesiac Hannibal Lecter opens his freezer. Red Dragon fic, probably somewhat OOC and cracky

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    03 Dec 2022

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    Perfect crack in the Hannibal TV fandom.

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    Upon rising to power, Voldemort needs a way to dispose of Dumbledore without killing him personally. He decides to lock the old coot up in Nurmengard, to be efficiently murdered by his oldest enemy.

    (Voldemort may be missing some relevant background, where Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald are concerned.)

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    04 Oct 2022

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    Albus is imprisoned in the cell where he most wanted to exist. Perfectly detailed fic with wise wizards rarely giving away the truth.