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“And you, Evans? What are you doing after graduation?”
“Dunno,” Evans replied, staring up at the sky from where he was laying on the courtyard floor and impeding foot traffic like the menace he was. “Maybe I’ll dismantle the government. It could use a good spring cleaning. Might be fun.”
Everyone laughed like it was a joke, and Tom felt a part of him wither and die at the stupidity of his generation.
Harry Evans was, to those that met him, rather average. A brilliant student, definitely. Kind and dedicated, absolutely. Handsome, maybe. But otherwise unremarkable.
He slipped into the ranks of Hufflepuff without a whisper and would have remained a bland face in the background of Tom’s life—if not for the fact that something was quintessentially wrong with him.
Tom, the only person who seemed to see beneath the veneer of banality and recognise the dangerous cunning that lurked there, found himself facing an opponent he had no idea how to combat.
OR, how Tom Riddle went from dreaming of ruling Wizarding Britain to dreaming of punching Harry Evans in the fucking face.
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08 Oct 2025
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no amount of therapy can help by The_wig_is_a_metaphor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2023
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The entire internet is aware of occultist youtuber Lord Voldemort's infatuation with niche content creator JustHarry.
The entire internet is baffled.- Language:
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- 7/?
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18 May 2025
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I’m Friends with the Monster in my Closet by GIOpet (nkglasses)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Jul 2023
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Denki hunched his shoulders as he got closer to the group. Everyone was leaning in to hear what he had to say.
"So, what do you think his deal is?" He discretely nods to the blond leaving the lunchroom.
"He acts like a delinquent." Ochako says with a slight frown.
"Or maybe he's crazy." Mineta adds.
"Well, I think he's very cool." Kirishima joins in. He saw nothing wrong with the guy.Or
Katsuki has a strange friend that gets stranger as time goes by.
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- Part 1 of Slow to Kill
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17 Mar 2025
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"Harry, would you still love me if I was a snake?"
Harry knows how this question works. No matter how deranged and unreasonable it is, he has to say yes. A notion he may come to regret once Tom's questions start to get darker and oddly specific.
This work is a comic.
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- Part 3 of Comics
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25 Feb 2025
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Tom Riddle doesn't know what it's like to have a crush.
So when his heart starts beating fast every time he sees Harry Potter, it can only mean one thing: His instincts are telling him that Harry Potter is a threat that must be eliminated.
This work is a comic.
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25 Feb 2025