18 Works by DancingLifeboat

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    I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY WORKS BEING DISTRIBUTED OR PRINTED FOR PROFIT

    A soulmate Au<3

    Jimmy was born long before the Gods of the world had even begun to ponder the creation of soulmates and the Marks to identify them. Long before they had begun to create with intent rather than boredom- and thus before humans, gnomes, elves, and the many other sentient creatures which would be created with them even existed. Thus, he was born without any of the magical marks on his skin. To be fair, he wasn’t even really born with traditional skin at all- but the point still stands.

    Scott was born with a bright red poppy blooming in the hollow of his throat. His parents had both been relieved to see it, the contrasting red flower on their son’s skin telling them that his soulmate was already born- and thus more likely than not an immortal. Hopefully, another elf, or one of the fae from the Overgrown, as the flower seemed to suggest.

    Prince Sausage of Mythland was born with two intricate marks decorating his skin. His heart was shielded by a copper-scaled fish, a sea of aquamarine and turquoise swirls surrounding it. His hip was adorned with an aged oak branch- grown and carved into the shape of an antler.

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    He falls asleep between them that night, and stumbles into his kitchen the next morning- John's button-up thrown over his shoulders and only half buttoned, to find Zara cursing at his coffee machine with a fierce glare. His soulmark is exposed to the light when he lifts his arms to rest around her shoulders with a teasing coo that has her whirling around to face him with an outraged pout that has Nolan melting and cracking up all at once.

    John joins them only a few minutes later, to find Nolan making coffee while Zara stews at the counter. He kisses the side of her mouth, her entire face softening as she turns to smile at him, and before any hint of jealous can bloom he's crossed the room to Nolan's side, an arm loosely looping around him, dark eyes watching as he maneuvers the vintage Pour-Over, three novelty mugs of varying degrees of ridiculousness waiting on the counter. Nolan lifts his head to smile up at him, and John kisses him too.

    Like it's that easy.

    Nolan dares to think that maybe, just maybe, it can be.

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    Mira and Zoey knew what she was was, Mira and Zoey the demon hunters knew what she was and had their weapons drawn, and Rumi’s voice had just threatened the Hunmoon they were sworn to protect. 

    She should run- should act like the demon she was and run away from the demon hunters despite how desperately she wanted to be near them.  

    She should find Jinu. He was a demon too, a demon who hated what he was and understood Rumi, who had promised to make the Saja Boys lose tonight. 

    But Mira and Zoey were right there- Mira and Zoey. 

    How could she run away from the people she wanted nothing more than to spend her life close to.  

    She had been so close, so close to finally being able to fully lean into Zoey’s hugs, to taking off her long-sleeves during morning treadmill runs with Mira, to going to that damn bathhouse with them.

    (She had been so close to being something good enough to let them see.) 

    She couldn't run from them. (Rumi was tired, so tired.) 

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    If Gem breathed in through her nose, she could smell the hashbrowns and eggs as they sizzled on a nearby stove- almost. However, at the moment any pleasant breakfast scents were overshadowed by the smell of something undeniably burnt-
    “Scar, I swear- “
    “ETHOOOO- SCAR SET THE TOASTER ON FIRE AGAIN.”
    “HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? IT SET ITSELF ON FIRE- ALL I DID WAS TRY TO USE IT.”
    “I haven’t clocked in yet Bdubs.” The man sprawled on the booth responded without moving, “I do not care.”

    Aka: In a universe where you're born with a mark where your soulmate will first touch you that changes colours when they do; Gem runs into her Soulmate on the most chaotic first day of work every.

    Aka: Gem gets a job as a chef at a small diner and gets there just in time to see Scar holding a flaming toaster

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    They're both girlfails and horrendously gay. What more do you want from me.

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    Paul and Artemis come back to Connor Creek after another job, and both of them end up hanging out with and getting together with their respective crushes.
    *spaces between paragraphs means a perspective change or a time skip*

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    They were still holding hands; Madison didn’t know what to do.
    She should probably let go, should probably let the heat fluttering up her arm to settle in her chest disperse into the night air.
    “Now uh,” Madison stumbled over her words, fighting the instinct to gaze back up at the sky to hide her still flushed face “-where was I in the story?”
    ....
    Being tucked against Paul was so heavenly Sybilus had half a thought to redefine divinity just to make the word wonderous enough to fit; so of course, it was torture in that same moment— to feel Paul’s fingers brush against the sensitive skin of his face as he re-oriented Sybilus’s glasses with gentle but unhesitant movements.
    He wanted, desperately, to return even a portion of Paul’s tenderness— to give some affection back to the man who gave it so freely and sincerely— to give Paul the gifts that he had given Sybilus despite Paul being far worthier a recipient.

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    The Time Witch: Six stacks of gold says that this chat dissolves into chaos within a week.

     

    The Fire-Frost Witch: Too optimistic, I say a day at most

     

    The Illusion WItch: You underestimate the chaos of this group

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    Somebody was in his apartment, Sausage realized, his groceries still looped around his arm as he searched his pockets for his key. The colourful cat-patterned Washi tape was torn from where it usually connected the top of the door to the wall, and the dirt spilling from underneath the door let Sausage know that the potted plant just inside had been toppled.

    Normally, Sausage could have suspected Bubbles of getting hyperactive while he was away, but she'd just been dropped off at her Auntie Shubble's house for a play-date with her dogs- and Sausage had only been gone for half an hour or so. He'd picked up groceries on the way from the corner store, some fresh fruit and snacks for the Bachelorette bingeing session he and Pearl had scheduled for the next day.

    Somebody was in his apartment, and Sausage couldn't help but smile at the thought.
    It had been a while since Smajor had kidnapped him, and he had started getting worried.

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    # Times Reggie gives flowers to the people important to him, and one time they give him some in return.

    In the weeks after, more flowers started popping up around the studio. The odd pink hyacinth left of the arm of the couch- an actual sunflower that appeared, fully potted, in the corner of the studio that the group decided to collectively not question the origins of- but the most visible change was of Reggie himself. Suddenly, freesias were tied by their stems to his favourite leather jacket, and the button holes and pockets of his flannels were occupied by snowdrops. More often than not, his necklace was stuffed with different colourful blooms, and a daisy tucked behind his ear.

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    The light clothes of the sunny glen she’d left behind did as little to keep her warm as they had to protect her during the harsh sun of the day. She’d managed to dig a small hole into the side of a hill at the price of raw hands and sand burying itself into her eyes and in between her teeth, but it at least helped to protect her from the worst of the wind. Her skin felt far too dry and irritated already, like grains of sand had already burrowed itself into her, and she couldn’t tell if the muffled nature of her hearing came from her mind or from the sand in her ears.

    Lauren had never hated anything before, even disliking something had always been hard for her. But now, huddled against the damp wall of her new home that she was already sharing with spider corpses and half dead plants, and her eyes too stiff to cry, Lauren knew‒ she hated sand.

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    “Good morning!” There was a sandwich sitting next to him on his bed, cheerily
    leaning over him with an unaffected smile, as if he hadn’t just re-entered the realm of
    consciousness yelling and kicking. “You said that we should hang out sometime‒ and
    it’s sometime‒ so now I’m here!”

    Aka,
    Lauren and Joey are both tramatized, it's shaped them in different ways. Lauren has never had a friend before, and Joey had never had a friend like Lauren before. Now Joey has a nightmare and Lauren unknowingly comforts him- in her own way.

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    Going through the drafts in my notes app and found this :)

    (A description of the Codhead, and why Jimmy's so attached to it- and soft Seablings while we're at it)

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    Tobin had, quite frankly, a ridiculous amount of hoodies.

    It wasn’t intentional when he first started collecting them, but he’d stolen one from Leif back in middle school when he was going through his “I’m emo don’t look at me” phase. And although it hadn’t been the first time he’d worn a hoodie, something just clicked in that moment. Something about the soft fabric’s steady weight on his shoulders and arms, the warmth, and the whisper of Leif’s scent that clung to the fabric, just felt immensely more comforting than the flannels and t-shirts he’d been wearing before

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    Tobin knows sign language; Leif does not. Which can be very annoying to Leif when his roommate and best friend signs what Leif assumes are insults that he can't understand. So he decides to learn it before the chirp launch and drop the bomb then, little does he know what he's assumed are insults are actually blush-inducing compliments, flirting, and confessions of love. Ship Sailing ensues.

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    To Zoey's dismay, SPRQ point is treating the coders to a few hours at an ice skating rink (rentals included!). Luckily, with the help of her girlfriend- the night might be great after all.

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    Original idea came from @jessibbb on tumblr, they're very nice, check them out for a lot of amazing intruality content! Patton is too short to reach the cookie jar, Remus finds his short boyfriend adorable.

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    Roman brings home a cat, Virgil doesn't quite approve, but his boyfriend is being unfairly adorable.

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