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    “It’s Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you’re still single? About how your parents want more grandchildren? Well, look no further. I am a 30 year old army vet with no diploma, some impressive scars, and a super beat up pickup truck. I work at a culinary institute with some catering and bartending on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you to torment your family, I’m game. I’ll happily: hit on other guests (regardless of gender), start instigative discussions about politics or religion, propose to you in front of everyone, pretend to be super drunk, or start an actual, physical fight with your least favorite family member (and win). All I ask for in payment is the meal itself, plus I’m happy to bring a dish of your choosing.”

    Or, Eliot posts a Craigslist ad so he can have a homecooked Thanksgiving meal, and ends up with so, so much more.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    "It started with a beanie hat, roughly pulled down over his ears as he was putting the finishing touches on a new set of fake IDs for them all."

    Eliot knits Hardison a hat. Somehow, things spiral from there, and before long half the team knits. Hardison doesn't get it, until suddenly he does.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    How to Make Things Not-Awkward: An (Abbreviated) Field Guide by Alec Hardison

    Step 1: Compliment your best friend in the most uncomfortable way possible.
    Step 2: Don't apologize or take it back - lying is wrong.
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Profit.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Eliot Spencer doesn't do hospitals.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Parker doesn't understand why it has to be more complicated than: "I want to be with you, I just don't want to sleep with you." It's everyone else who has the problem. (Parker as biromantic asexual)

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    28 Jan 2026