CyanideLasting
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Having multiple soulmates was something romanticized in stories, but absolutely loathed in practice. Made all the more complicated by the people experiencing it. Every bond was intermingled, looped and knotted up in others. It made the connections murky, the limits hard to grasp. Unfairly proportioned, a gift to some, a curse to others.
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“I just..” he motions up at the MechaMan suit. “I purposely stayed away. Tried to hide away from the bond. I felt like knowing me would only put them in danger. Heroes don't live safe lives. What if one of my enemies went for them because of me?”
“How about we look at it other way.” Robert frowns “If YOUR soulmate was in danger, would you want them to stay away? Or would you want them to let you help?”
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27 Jan 2026
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“Ohh! Big yawn!”
Everyone stared.
Robert froze. Mentally, he debated throwing himself out the window or apologizing profusely.
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Or Robert accidentally baby talks Sonar like a dog and doubles down on it.
Sonar on his part is having the time of his life.
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Inspired by this yt video: https://youtube.com/shorts/ApFO2kEy7lc?si=A4ToYZhE52AFCr5f
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26 Jan 2026
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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24 Jan 2026
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“My, such lofty demands," Muerte purrs. "And what do I get in return? More power? Riches? What do you have that you could possibly offer me?”
Puss’ face burns a humiliating red.
“My hand,” Puss says. “I offer you my hand.”
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23 Jan 2026
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Robert Robertson had grown used to the Z-team's constant HR violations, and what they discussed during work hours. So a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about fellow superheroes during break time isn't too out of the ordinary.
What he isn't used to is what they have to say about Mecha Man.
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- Part 1 of HR Stands for Harem of Robert
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25 Dec 2025