Crystallis4Life
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"You know I never really thought about how having feathers would work. I guess it's worse getting water on them then hair, right?" Wifies mused.
"Yes, bro." Parrot complained. "And it takes so long to dry, not to mention all the sand and dirt stuck in there as well."
"I could help you." Wifies offered out of nowhere. Parrot blinked.
"What?" He asked, completely taken off guard. Wifies' confidence went down the drain immediately.
"Or... not? Sorry, was that a wrong thing to say?"
"No, no, it's alright." Parrot had to take a moment to compose himself after that. "It's just... preening is very personal. Intimate."
"Oh." Wifies sat down in front of him. "Sorry, I won't ask again."
"I-" Parrot huffed. He kind of wanted the help. Besides, he trusted him. And it would probably be a one off thing anyway. It wouldn't even matter in the end. "You can help. I'll have to show you how to do it though."
"Really?" Wifies asked, surprised. Parrot nodded.
"Yeah. Let's get this over with."
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Or: Parrot and Wifies’ relationship from “I Uncovered Minecraft’s Greatest Secret” to “I Broke Into Minecraft’s Most Secure Prison.”Series
- Part 1 of My Odyssey Is Doomed
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Seeing in Yellow by Crystallis4Life
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
05 Dec 2025
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There was a man standing in the middle of his room, staring at him. He was wearing a full suit of armour, polished gold plates, darker iron underneath, red cape and tuft on the helmet. Avery had never seen him before. And hey, this was a singleplayer world! He opened his mouth to speak, but the knight beat him to it.
"Avery?"
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What if Avery caught D3rlord3 in the mine?
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Jellie knows that isn’t Scar. It’s only a fake wearing her person’s face. She just needs to find her Scar. After all, she’s very protective over her things.
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- Part 4 of Secret!Scar AU
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The night before Secret Life.
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- Part 1 of Secret!Scar AU
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I’m Living A Lie (And No One Knows) by Crystallis4Life
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Oct 2025
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A glimpse into Fake Scar’s life.
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- Part 3 of Secret!Scar AU
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Secret!Scar AU by Crystallis4Life
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Nov 2025
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My Secret!Scar AU, which had been living in my head rent free for weeks now!
It’s a bit different than many other AU’s about Scar stuck on Secret Life…
This series is in chronological order! (Or as best as I can get it to be, if something feels out of place order wise, please let me know!)
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A little bit of Scarian for your thoughts? by Crystallis4Life
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Jul 2025
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I never thought I could be this in love with a made up relationship between two people
…I was wrong
I love them so much 😭
There will never be any smut, but there might be build up to it, and also aftercare. (I don’t feel comfortable writing the actual banging part lol)
I am a very big fan of make outs, or just kissing in general though hehehehehe (I’m trying to get better at writing kissing scenes, by reading other kissing scenes lololol)
Oh, and I should mention that my Scarian will always be romantic lololol
BUT DON’T SHIP REAL PEOPLE EWWWWWW
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Scarian Royalty AU by Crystallis4Life
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
25 Aug 2025
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A Week in the Life of "Detective" Scar by 1watermelontea, Nine_of_Diamonds
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
07 Apr 2024
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“What did I figure out?” he repeated, chuckling to himself. “Oh, Pearl, the question is what I didn’t figure out.” Scar rifled through his binder for his first piece of evidence, his hands jittering from an ungodly combination of caffeine and the excitement of finally having the answer to the question he’d been asking for so long.
She rubbed her eyes again. “...Do you know what time it is?” she asked, her hoarse voice pitched up in disbelief.
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There's something strange about Scar's new neighbors—armed with his non-existent detective license and about a dozen cups of coffee, Scar's going to crack the case!
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19 Feb 2026
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Grian is miserable.
He hasn’t preened in—a while, admittedly. And, look, that’s for quite a few reasons, okay? He’s been insanely busy working on his base, as Impulse and Gem and Scar have forced him to do. Impulse and Gem, especially, who crafted a glorified time bomb above his beautiful Dwayne the Rock. So forgive him if he’s been a bit focused on making sure that all his hard work doesn’t go to waste. Plus, there was that thing with the tunnel bore, and he’s been so busy with trying to collect supplies for Doc after that whole mess. Besides, the paranoia has been eating at him, since he wouldn’t put it past Doc to somehow mess with his base. Or, Void-forbid, his nest.
Grian can't take a break. Not even to take care of his wings.
Or, Grian’s wings are so itchy that he’s half considering tearing them off, at this point, and there’s only one person who can help.
Only thing, though—has Scar ever preened wings, before?
Bookmarked by Crystallis4Life
15 Feb 2026
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The Secret Sixth Love Language: Drowning by JuniperJellyfish
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Dec 2025
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He shouted as Scar scooped him up, holding him like a princess. He tried to scramble out of his grip, but Scar only held tighter.
He pushed against his chest and shoulders as Scar stood, giggling evilly.
"Scar!" His wings flailed. "No!"
Scar grinned wider and started to tip backwards.
"SCAR DON'T YOU D-"
"Hold your breath!"
Grian squawked as they hit the water.
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Grian finds Scar in the hot tub in the middle of the night. They kiss and try to drown each other, with a bunch of fluff piled on top.
Happy two year anniversary to the day I started watching Third Life!
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- Part 7 of JJ's Scarian <3
Bookmarked by Crystallis4Life
15 Feb 2026
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home again by purple_nightfall
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Dec 2025
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It's winter break, and Grian's just gotten home from his first semester of college. It's surreal to be home after such an onslaught of new experiences. At least he's got Scar.
When an impulsive New Year's kiss casts their relationship in a new light, Grian worries that he might lose this friendship that's so precious to him.
Bookmarked by Crystallis4Life
15 Feb 2026
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i have always liked you (it's a confession rehearsal!) by tillydouspart (uminoyuurei)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Feb 2026
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“… What was that?” Gem stared at him like she had seen a ghost. Her jaw might as well have been touching the cobblestone and her eyes looked about to bulge out of her skull. She had turned about 5 shades whiter.
“Oh, it's Scar’s newest bit,” Grian answered casually. It was definitely nothing that warranted that sort of reaction, didn't even make top 5 of craziest things Scar had done. Maybe not even top 10. He flattened the shopping district overnight just a few weeks ago.
“His newest bit…” Gem shook her head, recomposing herself. “Can you please explain what exactly is the bit?” Before Grian could reply, she added: “From the very beginning, with as many details as possible. What is wrong with you two?”(or: Scar rehearses to get the best love confession)
Bookmarked by Crystallis4Life
14 Feb 2026