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Death was surprised by how quickly his new Master, Harry Potter, was to accept both his status and the cat form they inhabited. Yet, as Death spent time lazing in sun patches with their new Master, they realized that the missing shard of Lord Voldemort's horcrux did more damage than when it was sitting in his soul.
So when Lord Voldemort's baby comes traveling through time, knocking Harry far enough to rescue and adopt a young Tom Riddle before the coldness could seep into his heart, it was of little consequence when Harry was told he needed to become a woman in order to enact his great plans to save himself.
Join Harriette Juniper Potter as she recovers from PTSD of the war that left her scarred and betrayed, saving her past, her present, her future, and securing a marriage contract with Lord Voldemort to keep the peace.
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It all starts because Regulus never learned how to swim.
And now he has to marry James Potter.
Sirius is dramatic, Lily is trying to be righteous, and Regulus is apparently engaged to James by Wibbly Wobbly Magical Powers. Orion refuses to see his sons crash and burn, and Kreacher is single-handedly trying to save his family.
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Shufu! Please, Don’t Take My Man! by JaenysBloodcourt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Feb 2024
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Wangji kept his mouth shut, and his eyes firmly fixed on the book he’d chosen for today’s supervision of Wei Ying’s freshly ordered punishment, carrying on with his resolve to put down his feelings for Wei Ying. Wei Ying was about to marry Shufu, and Wangji had to learn to keep his distance.
“Lan Zhan! Lan-er-gege, don’t ignore me!”
It was proving difficult.
Or, the one where Lan Qiren and Wei Wuxian time travel and give everyone the wrong impression as they plot to avoid the war. Also, Lan Qiren is trying to be a good uncle-in-law. Let's give him a chance.
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A Dramatic Reading by pupeez4eva
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Apr 2020
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Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian make out in a room full of Sect Leaders, Jiang Cheng tearfully declares his love for his estranged brother, Sect Leaders Yao and Ouyang beg for the Yiling Patriarch’s forgiveness, and Lan Qiren openly welcomes a new nephew-in-law into his family.
None of them want to be doing any of this. Thanks to the Juniors, they don’t exactly have a choice.
(Or, wherein the Juniors accidentally write a cursed fanfiction, and everyone has to reenact their parts in it, or potentially cease to exist).
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The Long-suffering Journey of Prof. H. Gadling & His Nosy Students by SrirachaBunny
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
12 Oct 2022
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Finding out that your professor is a human, with ties and an actual life beyond the classroom is always a little jarring for students.
For the university students in Professor Hob Gadling's history class? It's practically life changing.
Now, if only they could figure out who this mystery man is.
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31 Jul 2025
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“You… wanted to kiss me from the beginning?”
“Oh for–” Dede screeches, throwing themselves halfway across the round table and making a wild grab for the lapels of Morpheus’ coat. “How stupid are you? Everyone knew! Everyone absolutely knew that the boring, silly little human you found in that grubby tavern wanted to bone you from the beginning. Ride your pogostick. Suck your lollipop. Enjoy the carnal pleasures of–”
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