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"River was watching the shopfront across the road as if concentration could hold up his bones. The rain had the thin, needling quality London saves for January. He shivered; then he didn’t; then he did, hard enough that he had to put his coffee down in haste before it spilt. His skin had that too-bright sheen she remembered from other winters. Min, after a long night. Herself, once, unpleasantly. Fever."
Rainy stakeout turns fever spiral: Louisa drags stubborn River home and keeps vigil until the fever finally breaks.Bookmarked by Crumrin
29 Dec 2025
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River, after suffering an injury, comes down with a cold.
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- Part 1 of Whumperless Whump 2025
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- 1/1
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29 Dec 2025
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It's Not Always River's Fault by orphan_account
Fandoms: Slow Horses (TV), Slough House - Mick Herron
29 Oct 2024
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While on his first ever formal, legitimate op, River is captured in a foreign country. Luckily, he stashed the classified info his captors want from him. Unluckily, they know he stashed it and have him captured.
Was it his fault he was caught?
Warning - This is another excuse for River whump, with some plot thrown in for flavor
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28 Dec 2025
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River knew he should call in sick; he knew that, but he was supposed to finish the reports Catherine had asked for yesterday. Catherine had barely been back at Slough House a month, and this was the third time River had failed to finish an assignment by its due date.
Day 27 of whumptober - alternative prompt - shivering
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- Part 22 of Whumptober 2024
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- 5,244
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- 2/2
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25 Dec 2025
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How To Hump Your Rival In One Easy Step by Moonflower_Rose for RatKingPoe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2025
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It took Harry many steps to follow Malfoy out into the school grounds, but only one to absolutely blow his mind.
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22 Dec 2025
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The Curse Breaker’s Apprentice by Jelliebabie for smugrobotics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2025
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The annoyance of Draco Malfoy looking like a cross between a catwalk model and a wet dream come to life had been a permanent irritant to Harry since fifth-year. No one deserved to look that good while being such a massive twat.
Draco Malfoy is back.
Back from France, back in Harry’s life and back to being a colossal thorn in his side.
Wherever Harry goes, Malfoy is there; stealing his dream job, hijacking his friends and cockblocking him left, right and centre. It can't be coincidence: Draco Malfoy is most definitely Up To Something.
You'd think things couldn't get any worse, but throw in an enchanted ring, a mysterious curse and a disgruntled ex-fiancée, and Harry's suddenly got a lot more trouble than he bargained for.
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- 14/14
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08 Dec 2025
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Excerpt from “Hale Pulls the Plug on the Future of Rock,” Rolling Stone, Issue 1203 – Oct. 2014
“Fans and music industry vets alike are left reeling in the wake of bassist Derek Hale’s sudden departure from Smokes for Harris. At a time when the foursome from Beacon Hills, California seems to be on the cusp of rock superstardom after just one double platinum record, Smokes has everything to lose.”Excerpt from “Smokes for Harris: Gladiator,” SPIN.com – Feb. 2015
“Smokes for Harris gives in a little to the pop punk of yesteryear in their sophomore effort, but rather than pandering to fans of a lost era they elevate the genre in a way that hasn’t been seen in quite some time. Frontman Stiles Stilinski works double duty as singer and primary songwriter and proves that he can handle the task even without former bassist Derek Hale."Series
- Part 1 of Play Crack the Sky
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- 23/23
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24 Nov 2025
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Track star Wei Ying finds the positive side of his leg injury when it offers the perfect opportunity to befriend his physical therapist roommate Lan Zhan.
Or modern AU where Lan Zhan seduces Wei Ying with medical massages.
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16 Nov 2025
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Irreparably damaged after the war, Harry has a choice to make: drag someone down with him or let the disease run its course.
OR: Harry is dying and Draco doesn't know how to mind his business.
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- 7/7
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12 Aug 2025
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In Mysteries of Thorn Manor, Silas calls in a favor from the glamorous dressmaker Lady Tremayne. This is the story of how he earned it.
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04 Aug 2025
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"As the senior housemate and the more experienced adult, I've decided something. Potter, you absolutely need to get your shit together by the time you turn thirty."
Harry cut a disbelieving look at Draco: curry stain, ragged joggers, unfortunately sexual t-shirt slogan. He glanced down at himself: work trousers and plain white oxford, unbuttoned at the throat. It was a boring office drone's get-up but hardly a sign of Harry being any kind of broom-wreck. "I do?" he asked.
A somewhat belated birthday fic to celebrate our favourite pain in the arse, Draco Malfoy.
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13 Jun 2025
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Set my sail straight, bridge the sea by feyburner for bunnxianluvsu (MooseFeels)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2021
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Wei Wuxian is no stranger to pain.
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28 May 2025
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i’ll take a secondhand monster by Stratisphyre for ABlueRaccoon
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Dec 2022
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“You must not stray to the lower levels, A-Yu,” Yao-ge told him with his scary, empty smile. “Or else I shall tell the beast down there to eat you.”
There is a monster in Koi Tower.
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21 May 2025
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Wei Wuxian grits his teeth, knowing he has no other choice. Not if it means Lan Zhan’s life. Besides, the Cloud Recesses has the best library and a long history of dealing with curses. It’s the most logical choice, even if he’d like to punch logic in the face right now.
“Wei Ying?” Lan Zhan asks.
He gives him a grim smile. “Looks like you’re finally getting your wish, Lan Zhan.”
Lan Zhan stares back at him, expression blank.
“I’m coming to Gusu with you.”
Or: Lan Wangji gets hit with a curse that requires Wei Wuxian to stay in close proximity at all times. Everything only gets more complicated from there.
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- 27/27
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19 May 2025
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yours to hold by radishtears
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Jul 2020
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“Wei-qianbei, watch out!”
Lan Sizhui yells out in alarm but it’s too late. Bichen sinks into Wei Wuxian’s unguarded shoulder and drags along his flesh as he presses forward...
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Abruptly, Lan Qiren raises a severe finger to point at the younger of his two nephews. Lan Wangji blinks. “Is this how Gusu Lan disciples are taught to treat their cultivation partners? Have you lost your mind?!”
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- Part 3 of wangxian fights
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- 4/4
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11 May 2025
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Waiting for Spring by thievinghippo
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2021
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“It is a well-known fact across the major leagues that one does not smack Lan Wangji’s ass.”
Wei Wuxian rolls his eyes. Everyone smacks everyone’s ass in baseball. It’s how the game is played. Lan Wangji does not get to be exempt from this most sacred of baseball traditions.
Wei Wuxian will make sure of that.
Or, a Major League Baseball AU
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- Part 1 of Waiting for Spring
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- 9/9
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06 May 2025
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The old woman looks at Lan Zhan. "What's his name?"
Lan Zhan looks down at the man's pale, slack face, and presses his own hand against the cut, trying to staunch the blood flow with his glove. "Wei Ying," he says without thinking about it.
The man stirs slightly in his arms, his eyes blinking open for a moment. "Oh," he says faintly. "It's you."
Lan Zhan stares down at him, the stranger in his arms, whose name is Wei Ying. Which is something Lan Zhan knows. How does he know that? How does—he can't—this isn't—
"It's okay," Wei Ying says, reaching up to pat vaguely at Lan Zhan's face. "It's all—" His eyes slip closed again and he's limp in Lan Zhan's arms.
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20 Apr 2025
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to hold the wind by androids_fighting93, artbysongs
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Dec 2021
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Lan Zhan does not expect his life to change at six-thirty in the evening in the middle of the week.
Or: When you touch your soulmate for the first time, you remember your past life together. When Lan Zhan touches Wei Ying, he watches him die.
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09 Apr 2025
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East of the Sun, West of the Moon by athena_crikey
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 May 2023
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The slow rise of Wei Ying’s head is agonizing. It speaks to dullness, or perhaps to exhaustion – things Lan Wangji has never associated with Wei Ying who is colour and vibrancy and life, who blazes bright as the sun and raises heat with his smile. And that is irritating and it is unharmonious but like a creeping vine Wei Ying has begun to work his way into Lan Wangji’s life, bringing cuts and bruises and flowers and fruit. It is unexpectedly painful, to see him diminished.
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02 Apr 2025
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George has a new sex toy prototype, and he turns to his best sex toy tester, Draco. Of course, he has to observe.
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- Part 4 of Hoko’s Kinkuary 2025
- Language:
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- 2,340
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- 1/1
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26 Feb 2025