CrowIsBirb
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5 times Flambae helped out one of his coworkers with their period and 1 time that someone asked why he was so fucking prepared for this. by CrowIsBirb
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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It says it on the tin ^^
btw i'm a fanfiction (and a dispatch) novice so sorry for ooc or poor writing
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Vance hates it here, and we love that for him! (Title still being found) by CrowIsBirb
Fandoms: The Black Phone (2022), Batman - All Media Types
15 Feb 2026
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Vance decided to ignore the (ghost) elephant in the room, electing to simply use his weird ass fucking ghost powers to leave. The ghost powers which now did not exist, because he was somehow living again. Shit. Guess the (ghost) elephant in the room would have to be attended to after all, that elephant being the most goth part of New Jersey he'd ever been in (not that he'd ever willingly go to New Jersey).
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Vance is magically transported to Gotham alive, Bruce (Yamada) appears after him, and the two are adopted by the batfamily.
this is more than likely ooc, sorry about that.
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Teenagers often engage in various impulsive, dangerous activities. Sneaking out past midnight, speeding on motorcycles, and having underage sex while high on heroin for the more free-spirited. One could reckon it’s fairly similar for wizarding youths, too, with expanding options such as pressuring your best friend to chug your homebrew potion with unknown effects or fight the Dark Lord and die a glorified death at the ripe age of 17.
Leraye Atlas Gaunt, a pureblood British wizard who was 3 when the Dark Lord fell, certainly had no chance of dying gloriously fighting him (Yet). Being the only future heir of the mighty and pure Gaunt family, he reckoned that he had a decent upbringing as a pureblood wizard and knew enough to not make his friend chug random homebrews either.
It was 1991, his third year in Hogwarts—he’s supposed to be as far away as possible from those shady activities and live the best life possible for a wizard, born in the post-war era along with the Boy Who Lived, where everything is sunshines and rainbows. Or at least that was the plan.
Technically all characters except OCs belong to JKR but ngl I think Harry deserves better
Series
- Part 1 of A Hundred Lies and Truths
- Language:
- English
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- 4,403
- Chapters:
- 1/27
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 89
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My love letter to the theory that the horse is Bill Clinton's horsesona
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16 dollars and 12 cents could buy a lot. A pack of cigarettes, some beer, lottery tickets. If Scott tried, he could probably get himself some Radiohead merchandise. If he tried. The boy didn't want to try. He wanted to scream, he wanted to throw up, but he didn't want to try. In fact, he didn't want Radiohead. Not after that day.
Or: Scott Tenorman's life following the incident.
(This is my first genuine fic, so sorry if it's bad)
Recent series
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A Hundred Lies and Truths by baked_alaska4, CrowIsBirb
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jan 2026
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harry potter Fred/Male OC mpreg
Male OC is the same age as Fred and George; goes through all 7 years
I’m nowhere near finishing tis- Words:
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A Fine Marriage by LaughingandCrying for puzzle_peace
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Nov 2022
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Prompt: To write a mash up of my two universes - ‘earned fine things’ and ‘Izzy mates for life’.
Izzy’s always been a stickler for following a schedule and Bonnets whims are ruining it. After a crew mate is badly hurt, Izzy needs to reveal his longest kept secret if the man stands a chance.
He’s been married for years…and his home is not too far away…
Note: ‘Fine things’ happened years ago with a different crew, and Izzy knew Sam had faked his death.