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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Stolas gazed out into the endless expanse of space before him. He’d been away longer than intended–it was time to turn back. Yet, as he stared into the silent void, a strange feeling crept in. The thought of returning home–to his planet, to his wife–didn’t bring him comfort. Instead, it stirred a deep, aching loneliness he didn’t know how to address.

    Then, out of nowhere, there was a deafening crash. And then he was plummeting, plummeting, plummeting down…

    • • •

    The little creature he had met after his crash landing was quite cute, and how fortuitous that Stolas could communicate with him!

    “Y’know, I could help you if you wanted me to,” Blitzø said with a grin, tail swaying slowly behind him. “But you have to give me something in return!”


    Or; A Pikmin inspired AU where a recently married Stolas crash lands on an alien planet where he meets Blitz, an alien creature who agrees to help him as long as he agrees to return the favor, one day. (No Pikmin knowledge required to read!)

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    24 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    3...2...

    “Hey, can I borrow that?”

    Stolas’ eyes flew open and he stared down at the ground to find an imp staring up at him. 

    "Your stool." The imp sighed and held up his own noose. "Just like, when you’re done.”

    “Oh!” Stolas felt quite foolish. “My apologies, um… yes, of course you can borrow it when I’m done. I won’t be needing it anymore, after all.” He smiled, then tried to bring himself back to the task at hand. He inhaled and exhaled slowly and closed his eyes again.

    3…2…

    “So is this your first time doing something like this?”

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    Or; Stolas and Blitzø meet when they both show up at the same forest to kill themselves.

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    19 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    How the hell do you avoid an arranged marriage?
    Become a priest and marry God instead! Decide to flee from your family, have a couple identity crisis as a closeted gay young man, become a perfect example as a cleric, be too nice, end up as a the lapdog of an Archbishop, be successful but exhausted, get too friendly with the church wine, enter the mid 30s depression, fuck-up everything you constructed until this point, get promoted to Bishop as an excuse to be secretly banished to a weird ass town in the middle of nowhere…. and meet Blitzø, the annoying love of your life.
    Stolas' plan at 10 years old of becoming a priest to avoid marrying Stella was absurd from the start, but he never expected what he would find when he arrived at Holy Water town as the new Bishop. Nobody trained him to do exorcisms!
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    (Some tags are hidden to avoid spoilers. I offer two options: read at your own risk of getting surprised by plot twists. Or check those tags in chapter 1)
    Written for the Helluva Musical Bang. Song “Holy Water” by Noah Davis, in partnership with Lis Lass as an artist and plot beta! Final beta by Caitsoprano.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Unbeknownst to most, hellborn demon anatomy can be a tricky thing- as in, nearly all demons are able to carry and impregnate. But again, this isn't common information... So it comes as a surprise when Stolas finds out he's pregnant from Blitz.

    What happens when Stolas, in a panic, vows to let no one interfere with his family's safety… Even if it means keeping Blitz from knowing about the baby?

    What happens when, at the same time, Blitz has a breakdown and vows to stop ruining his relationships?

    What happens when both are trying to change their behavior, while also trying to maintain their facade and secrets?

    What happens when. uh. Neither is doing a very good job?

    What happens when people can't stop crashing through, figuratively and literally? What happens when things change?

    What happens when everything goes wrong?

    Like… all of the time?

    What happens is a delightful assortment of chaos, relationships both old and new, and a found family just doing their fucking best even though everything is going wrong all of the fucking time.

    Explicit for cussing, cursing, dirty talk, skippable occasional smut, & mild gore... You know, the Helluva Boss starter pack.

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    05 Aug 2025

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    After the shitshow that was the full moon, Blitzø had been feeling like absolute crap. And it wasn't because Stolas had thrown him away just when he'd started to accept that maybe, despite his best efforts, he had feelings. Absolutely not.

    Staring down at the two little lines he really wished it was.

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    A deep dive into Blitzø and Stolas's relationship post Full Moon, the miscommunication, the challenges, and the possibilities, but with the added hurdle that Blitzø is pregnant :)

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    05 Aug 2025