ColetteIsAPotato
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This Engagement Will Fail Anyway (And That’s Fine… Probably) by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 Feb 2026
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Phainon has always believed in destiny.
When his childhood fiancé showed him a fleeting warmth before turning distant again, he swore to become worthy of standing at Anaxa’s side. If Anaxa was cold, he would be patient. If Anaxa was indifferent, he would love enough for both of them. So Phainon trains—at the Knight Academy, in tournaments, on expeditions, even on the battlefield—all to protect the fragile future he believes is theirs.
Unfortunately, Anaxagoras does not believe in destiny.
Executed in his first life and hunted down in his second, Anaxagoras awakens a third time in the same nest of vipers meant to destroy him. This time, he chooses strategy. He needs power—someone influential enough to shield him while he quietly dismantles his enemies.
When his eyes land on the heir of House Aedes Elysiae, bright and sincere, he decides:
Phainon will do.
To Anaxagoras, their engagement is a contract. Protection now, divorce later. Simple.
There is only one flaw in his flawless plan.
Phainon has fallen hopelessly in love with him.
While one fights for romance, the other fights to survive.
And love was never part of the strategy.
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In Which the Elf Dies Horribly: A Winter Tradition, As Narrated by Silver Vanrouge by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
28 Dec 2025
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“Father?” Silver called out, gently pushing himself up on his elbows. It seems like he had fallen asleep on the couch and a blanket had been lovingly draped over his small figure to keep him nice and warm from the creeping winter chill. Though, in hindsight, it was a little strange that his father hadn't just carried him to his room like usual, although this wasn't the forefront of what Silver was truly curious about.
“Why are you—” His father suddenly turned with an expectant grin. “Ah! You’re awake. Excellent timing.”
He stepped aside.
There was a small figure sitting on the shelf.
It wore red. Its smile was stitched, not painted, and its eyes caught the morning light in a way that made them seem almost alive. It sat perfectly upright, hands folded on its knees, as if it had been waiting.
Silver stared.
After a moment had passed he asked quietly. “What is that?”
His father clasped his hands together, delighted. “That, my dear boy, is an elf.”
Alternatively, the “The Elf on the Shelf” Tradition if Christmas was a thing in Twisted Wonderland. Featuring the Diasomnia Cast.
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A Courtship Most Inappropriate by ColetteIsAPotato for ectocosme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2025
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“You came back,” Shen Qingqiu said.
“Yes.”
“Why?”
A creature lunged from behind a broken column. Liu Qingge turned and killed it in a single, brutal strike, then faced Shen Qingqiu again as though nothing had interrupted them.
“Because I would never leave you,” he replied sincerely.
Something broke in Shen Qingqiu’s expression.
“They assumed I was dead,” Shen Qingqiu added quietly. “I heard them shouting it.”
“Well, you certainly proved them wrong.”
Shen Qingqiu laughed, sharp and disbelieving, then coughed, blood at the corner of his mouth. “You really shouldn’t have come back here.”
“I know, but I wanted to.”
What begins as political convenience becomes survival, scandal, and a love neither of them planned for.
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look at the stars (look how they shine for you) by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 Oct 2025
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The stars don’t go out all at once. They dim slowly, like they’re trying not to be noticed.
The first one slips behind the black, then another. You don’t feel the dark until it’s already everywhere.
He always said it was just the sky being shy. Said it like it was funny, like his voice wasn’t cracking when he said it.
But he kept watching anyway. Every night.
Wrapped in too many blankets. A cup cooling in his hands. The telescope sat nearby, untouched.
“It’s just the weather,” he murmured once, when the coughing didn’t stop.
Or maybe it was, “The air’s thinner up here.”
Something soft. Something harmless.
He always had a reason. Always had a smile.
That kind of tired, aching smile you give someone you love when you don’t want them to ask what’s really wrong.
So no one did.
Not then.
Not until the stars were mostly gone.
For Phainaxa Inktober 2025 || Day 22: Love
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is my love your drug? by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Aug 2025
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Phainon believes they're destined to be together, his friends were just too blind to see that Professor Anaxa clearly reciprocated his feelings.
Silence fell. A bird chirped. Somewhere in the distance, a lawnmower droned—a metaphor, possibly, for Mydei’s will to live.
“Look,” Castorice said at last—voice kind, but laced with the bone-deep weariness of someone who’d been here far too many times—“I’m not trying to crush your quest for true love or whatever, but please. Either confess or let it go. You can’t keep spiraling over fractions of seconds.”
Phainon’s grin widened, radiant and unbothered. “But the fractions are getting longer. That means something.”
“So would medication,” Mydei muttered, barely audible over the sound of his own mental collapse.
But Phainon simply leaned back onto the grass, utterly unbothered, clutching his notebook to his chest like sacred scripture. He stared up at the sky with the sigh of a man caught in a tragic ballad, already rehearsing his next completely unnecessary excuse to show up during office hours.
“It’s fine,” he thought. “He’ll realize it soon. Love like this doesn’t go unnoticed forever.”
Recent series
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Scum Villain Or Superhero? by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2024
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Shen Jiu and Luo Binghe might seem like ordinary teenagers, but beneath the surface lies a breathtaking secret—using the mystical powers of their Kwami companions, they transform into the fearless heroes Jiǎchóng and Hēi Māo.
Tasked with defending China from the sinister Yīng-é, they juggle the weight of their new heroic duties while navigating the chaos of teenage life—love, school drama, family ties, and friendships on the edge. But their biggest challenge? Keeping their true identities hidden, even from each other, as they fight side by side against darkness.
Can they set aside their tangled emotions and personal struggles to save the world, or will their secrets unravel everything?
- Words:
- 40,100
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I can't say they're actually drabbles, but more on one-shot stories in the Hetalia fandom.
- Words:
- 11,858
- Works:
- 5
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- 3
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A series of stand alone Hetalia one-shots that connect with eachother but can be read in chronological order to make another story.
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- 4,995
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Things Unknown but Longed for Still by Rachello344
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
30 Jun 2025
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A few years after graduating, Kalim was working hard as the Asim heir but with little to show for his efforts. Jamil, as always, covered his weak points, but Kalim knew better than to hope that they might make their teamwork more official. Jamil might be his best friend (and the love of his life), but he was still a servant.
And to his father, that was all that mattered.
But maybe there was a way to work around his limitations after all. And maybe, just maybe, he could find a way to get even closer to Jamil in the process.
Bookmarked by ColetteIsAPotato
14 Jan 2026
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Masterpiece! I absolutely adore it, I remember finding this when it was still ongoing but life came and separated me from it, thankfully I stumbled upon it again. Such a wonderful read, definitely a must-read!
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hell is where i dreamt of you and woke up alone. by arahabakii
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
11 Nov 2023
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In a brown, sleek cover book it read:
Dazai Osamu. Universe Unknown.
One night it came to my attention that I finally have a purpose in this wasteland of a life. Where for the past twenty-two years I have simply been floating through the wave of life, and waiting to be swept away into the sea never to be seen again; a chance to save a loved one came to me.
I only have one chance to make this right, only one chance to ensure that the one of the few people who has ever had the misfortunate skill to understand me, finally gets to write their book.
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The one where beast soukoku learn the depth of their love and how far they'll go for what is theirs.
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Bookmarked by ColetteIsAPotato
06 Jan 2026
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This is actually so beautiful, a real masterpiece, the only problem I have is that it isn't longer. Skk's relationship is handled quite compellingly, I genuinely felt chills. Definitely a must-read!
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Jamil has never been a nice person. He was raised protecting Kalim from the dangers that came with being the heir to a fortune, nurtured in the snake's pit that was the Asim family. A little murder is nothing new to him.
After a daughter of one of their business rivals tries to seduce his boyfriend and tests his patience one time too many, he decides to show both her and Kalim just how he deals with threats.
After all, Jamil was never a sharing sort of person...Series
- Part 3 of Trapped (but I don't mind)
Bookmarked by ColetteIsAPotato
29 Dec 2025
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One of my fave reads, it's always so hilarious to read about Kalim being so biased for Jamil that even when he commits murder for petty reasons he just scolds him a little and even reassures him he's his number one. I can't with this guy. Highly recommend this though!
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The Sultan had made up his mind.
One week.
In one week, everything would change.
No matter what he did, no matter how much he fought, there was nothing he could do to stop it.
Kalim’s mating ceremony would proceed regardless of his desires. Even if they had to chain him to the bed with magical inhibitors, his new alpha would take him, and they'd be wed in the morning. Such is his duty, one could suppose, as an omega. His position demanded he have many children, beginning with his own pregnancy to establish an heir before he started his harem. Not to mention, his father was getting older, his mother getting sicker, and Scalding Sands inheritance laws were fuzzy at best about what omegas could inherit without a mate and what their mate had control over when it came to said inheritance. As usual, Kalim Al-Asim came before Kalim the person.
Bookmarked by ColetteIsAPotato
28 Dec 2025
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An actual masterpiece, definitely a must-read! Besides the amazing smut, it's also a pretty fun "What-if" for their future. I highly recommend it!
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The first time Jamil spots this, he thinks he's mistaken. He was imagining things, the sweltering heat had gotten to him, he just couldn't wrap his head around the idea that Kalim Al-Asim could flirt so shamelessly.
Bookmarked by ColetteIsAPotato
23 Dec 2025
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So cute! Had me genuinely blushing, omg Kalim you're too good at this🤣🤣🤣
Definitely a must-read!