Cl0wn_Teeth
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Sanji wants Zoro's blood, but can't tell him; also Sanji is Zoro's mate, but neither knows—naturally, a miscommunication occurs.
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When a wolfsbane-addled werewolf wandered into his garden and ate all his watermelons, Sanji had assumed the most annoying part would be tolerating the wolf's horrendous lack of manners—or the annoying persistence at owing him a favor. He was wrong on both counts. As the reclusive vampire quickly discovered, the hardest part was trying to remain calm when the wolf's enticing blood kept putting him at risk of doing something incredibly stupid...
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24 Oct 2025
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“Hey, Zoro, I don’t think I’ve ever asked before – do your earrings mean anything?”
Zoro rolled his eyes and turned back to his food, shrugging. “No real meaning to ‘em. Just exactly what you see: three swords. Thought it looked cool.”
“What about the other one?”
Zoro just grabbed a fork full of rice. “Wedding band.”
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Or, the one in which the strawhats find out that somehow, at some point, RORONOA ZORO, local grump and all around non-romantic, is literally MARRIED
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25 Aug 2025
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"The big picture of it all was absolutely crystal clear in Usopp’s eyes: they were hopeless, they were in capital “L” love"
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Sanji takes a deep, steadying breath before glancing at the door. There’s Zoro, yawning and scratching his belly over his shirt, shuffling his feet as he makes his way to one of the last seats. Everyone else swings their heads to look at the grumbling man too. Usually he wouldn’t attract such overt attention from the crew, but he’s certainly a distraction now.
Zoro’s hair is tied back in a long, snaking braid that falls over his shoulder
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Zoro returns to Sabaody with luscious flowing locks of green hair, and Sanji has heart palpitations about it.
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17 Feb 2026
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The Going Merry has a mouse infestation. Despite Usopp's attempts, Sanji has yet to find a solution to the problem. Enter Zoro, the world's deadliest mouser.
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Zoro is the ship's cat and expects rewards.
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17 Feb 2026
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In which Usopp is ping-ponged between two idiots who don’t know how to talk about their feelings.
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“Pardon?” Usopp asked, face a mask of both terror and confusion.
“The cook, I’d like to tell him how I feel,” Zoro grunted.
“I—well it seems to me like you’ve already told him how you feel, plenty of times,” Usopp stammered, “Just this afternoon I heard ‘give me booze,’ ‘fuck you, curly,’ and ‘you look like a wet napkin in a thunderstorm.’”
“No,” Zoro sighed, trying to muster up all the patience he could, though he couldn’t resist snickering a bit at his last ingenious quote, “I want to tell him how I really feel.”
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17 Feb 2026