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Prank wars are a common activity when the Batfam get together. They often, unsurprisingly, escalate out of control.
Unfortunately, Dick and Jason decide to put green hair dye in Tim's shower stuff and when Tim looks in the mirror, they all learn a lot about his past as Joker Junior.
T for some references to torture and potty mouths.
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Oh Look Cap is a Child by Chilli_W
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
13 Dec 2024
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“Captain, how are you feeling?” The concerned voice reverberated from a blue-clad man, wait, was that Superman?
Was he kidnapped by a Superman cosplayer?
His brain had snagged, but was rapidly prompted back into action as the caped man addressed him. Conclusively, he deduced this entire situation was a ploy by social services. They had, astonishingly, dressed up in flamboyant costumes to enrapture stray children and bedazzle them back into the system.
And to epitomise the loathsome situation, the manipulative employees had already given him a pet name; ‘Captain.’ Shamelessly stoking a child’s ego wouldn’t persuade any of the other street kids he knew, and it was, frankly, incredibly embarrassing on their behalf.
In lieu of a response to faux Superman, Billy remained silent, simply squinting in suspicious analysis.
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Zatanna and Captain Marvel are practicing magic when she accidentally de-ages him by 4 years.
Wait, why's a seven-year-old, black-haired blue-eyed kid calling them social workers?
Where did the menace run off to???
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Speechlessness vs Scissors by Chilli_W
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009), DCU
09 Nov 2024
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Numb.
That was how Tim awoke.
Over the past week, weather begun frosting over in New York. It welcomed malevolent rain that congealed on the streets, and the ominous rumbling of thunder. This should have undoubtedly alarmed the undercover man; however, he bounded on with his days, blissfully oblivious. Now, as orange rays of sunlight illuminate his apartment at dawn, Tim was forced to belatedly confront his mistake.
He should’ve realised that the wailing rainstorm from the night before was a premonition for when he awoke with no feeling in his throat.
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Tim’s old scar from his fight with Jason flares up in the cold weather and leaves him mute for the day. He is still undercover as Neal Caffrey so, of course, everything spirals out of control from there.
Why’s he bleeding out on the FBI office floor?
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Hood’s voice was levelled, intentionally monotonous, as if attempting to convince himself he didn’t care. With indifferent finality, he stated, “The books were confiscated.”
The goons gasped.
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Bruce and Jason disagree, someone (Jason) gets their literature taken away from them. Queue a melodramatic monologue, a city-wide revolt, and a very concerned older sibling.
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Eyes.
That’s all he could see. It’s all he could feel. All that was there.
They were splattered everywhere, crawling up the ceiling and riddled within the floorboards. They choked him; silenced him. Their gaze carved through his skin with more precision than a scalpel, dissecting his trembling form.
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After years of growing up with neglectful parents, Tim struggles to handle the attention from people around him. Especially when it's negative attention.
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Dick’s goal for Thanksgiving (code named Operation F.I.S.H.): A family outing to the aquarium.
It feels achievable - everyone has been getting along better lately, Jason is spiraling closer, Cass is coming home. But there is a lot of unspoken hurt in every direction, and Dick’s own position in the family is shakier than ever since Bruce returned.
If Dick wants to realize his dream of family bonding, there will have to be many painful conversations between all parties. Dick’s own secrets will need to surface, the ones he has long kept submerged, the ones he will fight to sink forever.
(Or: Where Bruce is just a bit darker, even less emotionally available, and treats everyone a little worse, and how they all fix their family anyway.)
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- Part 1 of The Fishbowl
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Danny runs into some astronauts from NASA’s lunar mission while trying to do his homework on the moon. This leads to new friends, a new job, and eventually to Danny finding a place for himself out among the stars.
Also, Danny gets to be a gremlin in space.
“Well,” Watkins drew the word out on a sigh as she slumped against the doorframe. “We didn’t cover this in training.”
Cecilia found her eyes trained on the spot where Danny had just walked through the wall. Like a— “Is the moon haunted?!”
Watkins was silent for a long while, and when Cecilia finally managed to tear her eyes away from the wall and look at her colleague, she found her frowning at the com. "…Who's going to tell the commander?"
Artwork by the amazing MinnowMarsh and Amar Art!
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05 Aug 2024
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Lugubrious Alarmism by Briarwitched
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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Magic is always a pain. Superman might temporarily be a toddler, but the League's knows they've gotten off easy this time: everyone's in the proper dimension, there's no annoying entity trying to teach them a lesson, and the de-aging spell should wear off without any weird consequences in less than a fortnight. Babysitting duty gets ten times more adorable with the purchase of a Justice League plushie set. Now Clark can continue his heroic adventures with his friends: fighting crime, spreading justice, and... beheading Batman?
It's gotta be a fluke. Right? Right.
Accidents can happen twice in a row-- no, three, four?-- times. Though probably not by the twenty second. It's definitely intentional by the thirtieth time. Probably.
What the hell, Clark? We thought you were friends.
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
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13 May 2025
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Ik the concept is cracky but genuinely one of the most well written fics I’ve read. Like in my life. Characterisation and plot is on POINT.
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buy back the secrets by sundiscus for cairosene, remux, regional_catastrophe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”
Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.