Chairisse

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    “Hello?” comes the smallest voice Ilya’s ever heard.
    “Alina?”
    “Uncle Ilya.” She sniffles over the line.
    “Alya, what’s going on?” He is trying desperately to keep his tone steady.
    “Dad, he um…he found out.” Fuck.
    “Found what out?” He asks, even though he already knows the answer.
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    Ilya's niece comes to visit.

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    Shane swallows the lump in his throat. “We need your help.”

    Yuna sounds slightly concerned, her voice tinny through the phone. “Is everything alright? Should we drive over?”

    “Yeah, um—we have a, uh. A—”

    “A baby,” Ilya finishes. “You are a grandmother now. Surprise.”

    “Sorry, did you—” Yuna pauses. They can hear David faintly in the background. “You mean, like, a baby animal? A puppy?”

    “A wishbaby,” Shane croaks. There’s silence on the other end of the line.

    “Surprise,” Ilya says again.

    Shane and Ilya win the Stanley Cup. They weren't exactly planning to also win a baby.

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    It had been a very weird day, but Shane wasn’t going to jerk off about it a second time.

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    “Wait, Mr. Raiders fan,” Rozanov calls.

    Constable Sullivan pauses.

    “I get a phone call, yes?”

    “Sure.” He pulls out his own phone. “Do you know the number?”

    Rozanov nods. The numbers all come out in a rush, as though he’s memorized it in one long string and can’t think of any of them separately.

    It’s a Montreal area code, the constable notes, as he types it in. As the phone rings, he puts it on speaker and asks Rozanov: “Who is it?”

    “Shane Hollander.”

    “Fuck off. Who is it really?”

    Or: in the midst of the Rose breakup, the Raiders win a game in Montreal. Unable to do what he normally does after Montreal games, Ilya goes out to a club, gets super drunk, and ends up getting picked up by Montreal police for public intoxication. Sitting in a holding cell, the only number he can remember is Shane's.

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    “That’s wild, man. That is just weird.” Yannic paused. “You really think someone speaks Russian but is hiding it from you and just using it to do nice things for you?”

    “Well, that is the question. Why would anyone do that? Why not just say they speak Russian?” Rodion had been wondering this all morning.

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    A side story wherein Shane accidentally reveals that he speaks Russian while still playing for Montreal, which results in a cat and mouse game with a minor leaguer.

    OC Rodion Tsetsov - Laval Arrows minor league center called up to replace a player.

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