CatchTheseHands



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    All my short smut works, each helping me to work on my smut writing skills💪
    I can never seem to stick to solely smut, however, and I am cursed to add Plot™ to it whenever I make a sequel. Alas, I cannot stop. (Nor do I want to.) Connected fics do have or get their own series, but if you're here for the smut, this is the place.

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    The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.

    “I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”

    With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.

    This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.

    “Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”

    - or -

    Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.

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    31 Aug 2025

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    Dream, Tommy decided, was a dickhead— and Tommy didn't listen to dickheads anymore. Not after Wilbur and his promises of grandeur, not after Schlatt and his stupid fucking decree, and especially not after Technoblade and his egotistical stories.

    So instead of jumping off his tower and watching his brains go splat on the ground by Logstedshire, Tommy let himself fall into the water.

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    Tommy runs away during exile and finds a place and people to help him heal. Set over a span of four years.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Absolute beauty, I have to keep this

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    "It's Warden to you," he snapped, and his grip on his ender pearl tightened. He wasn't Sam when inside these walls, because the Sam before this would never be able to stomach the actions he performed now.

    "W-Warden," Dream corrected himself quickly, body swaying as he dragged himself onto unsteady feet. "I, I don't know if the dispenser broke or something, but I haven't had any potatoes for a while. I'm just really hungry now, so I was wondering if you could fix it?"

    "It's not broken," Sam scoffed, and turned just enough to see the prisoner's face crumble. Confusion painted his features as he stared, emerald green eyes round and shifted with betrayal.

    "Excuse me? What do you mean it's not broken?"

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    21 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Quackity and Schlatt decide to have a kid together. Turns out, Schlatt is a lot more into the idea than Quackity thought he would be.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    *shaking violently* *snorts this fic like it's cocaine* oh yeah. That's the stuff

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    While delivering supplies to Pogtopia, Eret is caught by the very last person he wanted to see. Wilbur, finding a traitor in his midst, decides to do with them what he sees fit.

    (Or: the Eretbur CNC fic that's been haunting me nonstop for like a week.)

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    13 Oct 2025

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    *eats this fic messily with my hands* nom nom nom.