16 Works by CatHumanThing
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falling doesn't feel so bad (when I know you've fallen this way too) (DISCONTINUED/ON HIATUS/NO MORE STUFFS GETTING WRITTEN SORRY) by CatHumanThing
Fandoms: Empires SMP
17 May 2025
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fWhip Tay created a new groupchat with 11 other people
fWhip Tay changed the groupchat name to magic bitches
Gemini Tay: Well, I’m leaving this chat-
Gemini Tay left magic bitches
fWhip Tay added Gemini Tay to magic bitches
fWhip Tay: there is no escape gem
(Or; I write a roseblings-centric chatfic based on the song Devil Town by Cavetown)
(title is from the song Devil Town by Cavetown)
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Gem is a fae princess and keeps getting sent things with iron in them.
She meets Pearl at an upcoming ball, and makes a new friend.
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- Part 4 of Gifts!!!
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the nature wives wake up in the morning and shelby is very sleepy
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- Part 3 of Gifts!!!
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Pearl finds vigilante Coral bleeding out on her bathroom floor.
She patches up their wounds. What else could he have done?
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- Part 2 of Gifts!!!
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Katherine found herself staring before she could look away. She felt a flush creep up her cheeks, her purple fairy wings fluttering gently.
Lizzie was beautiful, just beautiful, and Katherine nearly tripped and fell.
(or, 4+1 things, 4 times Katherine falls for Lizzie, Pearl, and Gem, and one time they admit they've fallen for her, too.)
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- Part 1 of Gifts!!!
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Just a short drabble of gempearl being really gay
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the ocean is such a beautiful color, however, i cannot swim by CatHumanThing
Fandoms: Empires SMP
08 Jan 2024
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A soft touch can have infinite, deep, personal meanings. A longing gaze, many, many more.
That was a fact that Katherine was well-versed in.
(Or; Katherine thinks of her first, and only, love.)
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- Part 1 of oceanflower au
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Oh my gosh, that smells amazing! She thought, purring slightly in response to the scent. She then decided to follow the scent and leave the mud behind, she could get more on the way back, after all, and this smelled heavenly.
She followed it for about a mile, which didn't surprise her, because it was a totally human thing to have an estimated 45 to 200 million olfactory receptors, as well as an olfactory organ at the roof of your mouth called a vomeronasal organ, and those who tell you that humans should actually only have 10 million olfactory receptors and don't actually have a vomeronasal organ are completely lying and are only trying to trick you into believing Lizzie is not human, when she clearly is the most human on this entire server. I mean, have you seen Jimmy? There's no way a human could be that tiny. Lizzie would know. She is the most human human ever.
(Or; I wrote lizzie getting high on catnip. Oh also i infodump about catnip's effects on cats)
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Why do we keep bumping into each other?? by CatHumanThing
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
27 Dec 2023
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"You also keep popping up in the same areas as me at the same time! Are you stalking me? Are you like, obsessed with me or something?" Joel cocked his head to the side, grinning teasingly.
"Honestly, I have no idea why we keep doing that. Could it be because of the marriage thing?" Etho suggested.
"I don't know, maybe? I just thought you were doing it on purpose because I'm so tall and sexy and awesome. And handsome, can't forget that."
"Yeah, soooo handsome." Sarcasm dripped from the masked man's words.
Joel nodded aggressively. "Exactly."
(Or; I write boat boys for literally the first time ever and it turns out to be 80% dialogue)
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The Gay Witch Soup is now One with the Floorboards (oh also the pretty tailor is here too) by CatHumanThing
Fandoms: Empires SMP
03 Dec 2023
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About 15 minutes later, after an unsuccessful attempt from Katherine to try and get Shelby to at least take a nap, Shelby had ended up with the tailor brushing through her tangled hair and beginning to put two neat braids into her messy brown locks.
Shelby could feel Katherine's hands running through her hair and gently scraping against her scalp at times, and she felt like she was about to melt into a puddle on the floor. That's it. No more witch, she's now One with the Floorboards and cannot form more than 2 words per sentence.
(or; WE FINALLY GOT TAILOR!KATHERINE AS A PART OF THE MIX!!!)
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- Part 3 of Glitching Shadows AU
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Still Pretty Shadows and Puddles of Gay Witch Soup by CatHumanThing
Fandoms: Empires SMP
03 Sep 2023
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The princess was nice. No, not just nice, wonderful.She was so kind and sweet, and oh.
Oh.
Well, leave it to Shelby to meet and fall for two different beautiful women in the same day. Sheesh, what was with GlimmerGrove and having beautiful muscular women with dark eyes and raven black hair. She was beginning to think she had a type.
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- Part 2 of Glitching Shadows AU
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"Who are you?" the woman demanded, and oh, right, she was holding a battle axe to her neck.
"I-I…" She stammered, feeling a blush creep up her neck and into her face.
"Well? You're a witch, and were standing in the middle of a horde of mobs. I have reason to believe you might be malicious."
(Or; Katherine and Shelby meet at night in Glimmergrove. Shelby is gay and Katherine isn't helping. Katherine also seems odd, in a way...)
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- Part 1 of Glitching Shadows AU
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Help I Time Traveled And Saw Someone Die (working title) by CatHumanThing
Fandoms: Empires SMP
19 Jan 2023
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Sausage looked at the note again, confused. Pix was a strange man, yes, and he often said weird things, but this was very vague.
"'Look back at the last 1,000 years and you will understand. - Pix' What does that mean?" he asked himself, before turning it around to see if there was anything else.
The other side was blank.
(Or; my sleep deprived brain created something and I suffered through pain trying to put that one scene where Pearl dies into fic format)
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He's waited for what's felt like an eternity, but now that Xornoth's finally able to come back, they can- Oh. Well, maybe it's ok to wait a bit before taking over the world. They've got time.
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False has never met Xornoth.
She doesn't have the instinct, deep within her soul, to fear him, as all the other empires do.
They came back, trying to finish what they started, but sometimes it's nice to not be feared by someone.
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It's always supposed to be even, 1 for 1. When the 12 became 13, the land had to balance out again. It brought back someone else as well. Never tip the scales.(Or; I used a prompt generator and got an idea from that.)
(also, the summary was written by @SparklingBerrySoda and @NemoKnows, they also helped me come up w/ ideas for this fic, go check them out!) -
walking through the fores- wait, why are there so many CATS!?- by CatHumanThing
Fandoms: Warriors - Erin Hunter, Empires SMP
10 Dec 2022
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Lizzie was used to seeing cats, and not the ones like her, the "normal" ones who walked on four legs and let the humans tame them.
But not this many.
She had simply been walking through her birch forest when she fell into a ravine and came across a camp full of cats.
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tell my love to wreck it all (cut the rope and let me fall) by CatHumanThing
Fandoms: Empires SMP
04 Dec 2022
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Scott was no stranger to flowers. He knew what this meant. He knew that poppies symbolize love, remembrance, death, and consolation. He knew that coughing up flowers was very, very bad. And he knew that it was all Jimmy's fault.
(Or; Scott is very gay and is an expert on flowers)