Calliopes_Lyre
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Hermitcraft SMP (2)
- Ted Lasso (TV) (1)
- The Pitt (TV) (1)
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Trinity Santos’ Holiday Party Extravaganza by Calliopes_Lyre for lilysaid
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
29 Dec 2025
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“You alright?” Dennis suddenly appears behind her, two drinks in hand, startling the shit out of her.
“Jesus, Huckleberry, where’d you come from?” She does take the drink, though. It’s not wine, that much is clear, possibly rum or tequila, mixed with … something. Maybe juice, or some type of soda.
“Don’t look at it like that, it’s not gonna kill you,” Whitaker rolls his eyes, “I know you don’t really like the taste of alcohol when getting shitfaced, but I was not about to raid Shen’s kitchen to make one of those complicated cocktails you like.”
“Alright alright,” she acquiesces and takes a sip. Surprisingly, it doesn’t taste as bad as it looks, which she tells him, though he doesn’t seem to like that either.
“Wow, thanks for that vote of confidence, Dr. Santos.“
“You know what I mean, Huckleberry—“
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How Trinity almost gets lost in the snow, gets herself drunk and then discovers she might not be as useless as Whitaker implied by somehow getting Ellis' number. In that order.
Or: John Shen's holiday party
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Jamie locks eyes with his father.
He’s eight, he’s eleven, he’s sixteen, he’s nineteen, and he’s twenty-three as he stares directly into his father’s eyes while he has one of his fits. The smell of cheap beer and cigarettes clings to him, clings to the edges of his memory and the hem of his shirt as he’s transported back to all the other times he had dared to look straight ahead.
Had dared to look directly at the monster.
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Bad Boys in the Paddock by Calliopes_Lyre for saturna_alis
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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The Bad Boys, a newly famous rock band, have the chance to visit the Silverstone GP.
Pearl, the mechanic, is unamused by celebrities disturbing her work.
And Etho struggles with the piece of scrap metal that is his car.
Series
- Part 9 of Kai's MCYT Fic Fight Collection
- Part 2 of Hermitcraft F1 AU
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The Joys of a Functioning Vehicle by Calliopes_Lyre for inkachu
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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If only the Hermitcraft team could experience such a thing–
Series
- Part 7 of Kai's MCYT Fic Fight Collection
- Part 1 of Hermitcraft F1 AU
Recent series
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Kai's MCYT Fic Fight Collection by Calliopes_Lyre
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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2023:
'Show you that I care'2024:
'Hiraeth and Wanderlust'; 'Mirie it is while sumer ilast'; 'An Tagen wie diesen (on days like this)'2025:
'Erato'; ‘Blow the Man Down’; 'The Joys of a Functioning Vehicle'; "Keep Yourself Alive"; "Bad Boys in the Paddock"- Words:
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The ups and downs of HC Racing!
(Mostly crack/crack-treated seriously that started because of Fic Fight and got out of hand :D)
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You Thought The Devil Had Horns (well so did I) by ABubblingCandle for Calliopes_Lyre
Fandoms: The Tunnel (UK & France TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Elise wants to be treated like everyone else. She wanted to be able to be involved in conversations, to be considered for promotion. So she gets a boyfriend.
Everything is fine until Karl doesn't like him and he doesn't like Karl.
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- Part 2 of Candle's Whumptober 2025
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Two months into Frank Langdon’s supposed sabbatical (which, she guesses, it is. She’s one of three people who seem to know where he actually is, and Robby has asked her to keep it that way), Robby pulls her aside and asks, quietly, “How did you know about Langdon?”
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“How’s your arm?” he says.
“How’s your pill addiction?”
Langdon’s eyes narrow. “Really?”
“Oh, you walked right into that one, buddy.”
Maybe someone laced the coffee and that’s why she’s even more snippy than usual. Langdon is still her senior resident. Not that she can bring herself to care much.
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Trinity wants to move on, but she doesn't know how to.
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Trinity glances back at the creak of the door opening. Ah, great. It’s Langdon. Who looks about as unhappy to be here as she is to see him.
“Here to convince me to jump?” Trinity asks, turning back to the skyline. The sun has long-set, but the city is practically one big night light. Probably makes for an ugly smudge of yellow from space.
“Not ideally,” Langdon says, face twisting a bit as he awkwardly steps through the roof railing. Trinity’s pretty sure he knows not to touch her, but she shifts a couple inches further away anyway.
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A strange Trinity & Langdon conversation on the roof after a difficult shift.
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How rare and beautiful (that we exist) by TheCrownprincessBride
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Mar 2022
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“You can’t honestly think of marrying her to a Witcher. She’ll be miserable,” Lambert argues, wishing Gwen or Aubry were here to back him up. They’re the reasonable wolves. Geralt might listen to them. “And we can’t give her any heirs, if that is what Kristian is after.”
“And here you have the reason you’re not in the council. This is not a matter of her happiness, but of far greater things,” Yennefer snaps back while she fiddles with the megascope in the corner.
“Well, maybe it fucking should be,” Lambert hisses back, just to be contrary. He’s not much looking forward to the smell of fear being constantly present in Kaer Morhen’s walls.
Yennefer throws him a glare that would have lesser men tremble in their boots. “Then maybe you should marry her, if that’s so important to you.”
“Maybe I should,” Lambert’s mouth says before his brain can catch up with him.
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After Redania unsuccessfully tries to conquer the lands of the Warlord of the North, a marriage treaty is arranged between Iryna, Princess of Redania, and Lambert of the Wolf School. Yet, said princess is not at all happy about this and decides to fight her future husband every step of the way.
Series
- Part 1 of The courage of stars