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    Welcome to Have Your Elf A Merry Little Fic-mas

    Here a group of talented authors will tell you the tale of the cheeky elves on the shelf Red and Green and how they torment delight our beloved Nick and Charlie

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    Will bites his lip and nods, looking down at his shoes again so Richie won't see how hard he's holding back a giddy smile.

    Everybody in the party knows everything about him. Maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing to keep a secret from Mike for a little while. 

    It's kind of exciting. Sneaking in a boy Mike hates.

    Will shakes his head, trying to clear Mike from it for the night. Only when he looks back up at Richie, Richie has this conspiratorial smile on his face, like maybe Will isn't the only one eager to piss off Mike Wheeler. 

    OR: the concept of Richie Tozier being Will Byers' dirty little secret and Mike Wheeler being so jealous he can't breathe. Byler endgame.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    In the midst of the apocalypse, things are tense between Will and Mike. The worst part is Will doesn’t even know why. It just feels like Mike stopped caring about him. That is until a future version of Mike turns up on their doorstep and turns Will’s whole world upside down.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore, despite living under the same roof. Will is avoidant and spends most days in the basement, and Mike has never felt so alone.

    Then the power goes out, and Mike desperately wants to understand what went wrong, and to know what that damn painting means.

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    Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

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    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    Depression was never part of Hermione Granger’s carefully planned future. Yet here she is—stuck in the darkness, lost in the silence. Ginny thinks flying might help. Hermione thinks Ginny has lost her mind.

    But on a broom, Hermione finds more than just fresh air. She finds starlight, chaos, adventure, laughter she never asked for… and Draco Malfoy, steady at her side with a gaze she can’t quite ignore.

    Falling in love was never the plan. Neither was surviving Astoria Greengrass’s relentless schemes. Somewhere between late-night lessons, sharp banter, and badly timed butterflies, Hermione realizes this might be the most dangerous thing she’s ever done: trusting Draco Malfoy with her heart.

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    03 Dec 2025