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I wanna, wanna touch your (Body! Body! Body, body, body, body!) by therealsixeyes
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
19 Feb 2026
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“Hello everyone.” Crimson Rain waves lazily at the camera, silver rings glittering. “We’re doing something a little different today.”
The chat fills faster than Xie Lian is able to read it. Crimson Rain does not face the same problem.
“No, I’m not taking off my pants.” He pauses and laughs. “Yet, I mean. Don’t get disappointed, I know what you're here for.”
Take off his pants? Why would he have to do that to cook?
Xie Lian, an adult man still suffering from the effects of his parents' puritan propaganda, accidentally comes across a pornstar in his search for a cooking tutorial. Everything falls apart after that, especially when the Crimson Rain Sought Flower takes notice of him.
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19 Feb 2026
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Dirty Laundry by IlluminatingSceadugenga
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2023
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While visiting Hua Cheng in Ghost City, business tragically pulls the Ghost King away from Xie Lian, leaving him unattended and free to snoop around Paradise Manor.
What happens next should not surprise you.
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Otherwise known as: the dangers of not cleaning up your room- Language:
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19 Feb 2026
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Your Sweet Breath On My Dice by Siamesa
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2023
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Hua Cheng wakes up in a long-robbed tomb older than Xianle, cursed shackles on his neck and ankle and hope hammering in his stolen heart.
Xie Lian awakens in a bed.
This is somehow more disconcerting.
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In which a body-swapping curse brings two people together.
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19 Feb 2026
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Days pass as Hua Cheng combs the kingdom night and day and all the while he hears his highness’s voice in his ears, so much more frequent now than it's ever been before, but that's not what worries Hua Cheng the most, no that honor goes to the new change in it. Before, even if he did not like to hear it, he at least recognized the bidder self mocking note in Xie Lian’s voice. Now though… Now his god's words have taken on a dreamy muzzy quality Hua Cheng has never heard from him before, as though Xie Lian’s mind is slipping a little with pain or fever or some other ailment, as though he believes that Wu Ming is really there.
“Wu Ming… Where are you? I can't see you…”
“Wu Ming, what do you think of all this? Of me?”
“You regret choosing to worship me now, don’t you, Wu Ming?”
“Wu Ming… Wu Ming I'm sorry. I know it's been so long. There's so much I haven't told you. Five whole years… I don't think I told you anything about Qianqiu. He's got a good heart, you know. I've always been proud of him. I hope I didn't break him like I do everyone else. … Like I broke you.”
OR From inside the coffin Xie Lian talks to Wu Ming and his words become prayers which Hua Cheng can hear.
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19 Feb 2026
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Xie Lian ascends for the third time, and is startled to find there is still someone praying to him… for him even. He leaves the Heavenly realm to investigate, only for the clues to led him to Ghost City and Qiandeng Temple
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19 Feb 2026
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The Tears of 33 Gods by Eternal_writes
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
02 Feb 2024
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Hua Cheng’s tone is decidedly not nice, but Xie Lian’s body quite literally cannot contain itself. Through the last two battles, he gathered more tiny pieces of information. Enough to know that there was a bet going on between this Ghost King and those gods. His ashes. Their godhood.
“All I have to bet is my divinity, right?” Xie Lian asks. It’s not like he needs it or even wants it. He doesn’t exactly want this ghost’s ashes either, but that’s neither here nor there.
He wants to spar.
TLDR: Xie Lian ascends during Hua Cheng's battle against 33 gods. Gods panic around him, but all Xie Lian wants to do is cross blades with an attractive Ghost King.
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19 Feb 2026
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Body in Flames; Home in Paradise by Fereael
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Dec 2023
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San Lang looks so sad. It's all he can think as the Wind Masters wind carries them up and away from the burning of Paradise Manor. The building is burning, all of that beautiful architecture, San Lang’s house, his armory, all those unique powerful weapons he took so much pride in, it's all burning, all being destroyed, and San Lang looks so sad and…
He can't take it. He just can’t.
And his home is burning.
And…
And he just can't take it anymore.
So he jumps.
Or Xie Lian can't bare the sight of Hua Cheng left looking so sad as he stands in his burning manor so, instead of returning to heaven with the others, he jumps back down to try to make things right. Only when he gets there he finds Hua Cheng deep in his own self loathing for having hurt Xie Lian.
Now available in Russian HERE!
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19 Feb 2026
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it kinda sounds like falling in love by FlowerCitti
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Nov 2021
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Xie Lian startles at the voice so hard that his bag of scraps promptly falls out of his grasp, scattering rubbish across the ground. Usually, Xie Lian is far more adept at repressing such severe reactions, but he whips his head around as if he could find who had spoken despite the fact he knows it had been only for his ears to hear.
A prayer.
(Or, Xie Lian receives a prayer for the first time in decades.)
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- Part 1 of Hualian Fics
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19 Feb 2026
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what faith provides by parsnipit
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2021
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The first prayers are hazy, fragmented things. They’re wordless, made only of emotion and impression—a flash of longing, the burden of grief, an overwhelming scent of blood. They lurk in the corners of his mind at all times, but they don’t feel like they belong to him. They feel other.
Xie Lian thinks he’s going crazy.
Hua Cheng prays for centuries as he searches for his god. His god hears.
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19 Feb 2026
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Welcome to the House of Hades! Where Death is Just a Good Slumber! by RicecakesandJam
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
18 Jan 2026
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"Welcome to the House of Hades where- wait I know you! Guess that means we gotta fall in love now huh?"
A fic where the reader dies and goes to the underworld only to be met with the very deity she worshiped during her life on Earth. Hypnos is wonderful and the reader knows it.
A cute little one-shot where nothing bad happens and it's all good vibes :)
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18 Feb 2026
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i get dirty thoughts about you (they're so strong that i'm about to—) by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Freak Circus (Visual Novel)
17 Feb 2026
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Right. Because you’re not supposed to have dirty thoughts about Pierrot. Tall, lanky, devoted puppy-dog-Pierrot.
… But it’s Valentine’s Day, and you can’t help yourself, okay?
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16 Feb 2026
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"Your eyes are louder."
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16 Feb 2026
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After Carol disappeared, you’ve been taking up as many shifts as you can to help the coffee shop. At the same time, you’re visiting Pierrot’s show at night. Running around so much, is it a surprise you got sick?
Luckily, you have someone who wants to take care of you.
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- Part 5 of The Freak Circus
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16 Feb 2026
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Essek clung to her; his fingers gripped the front of her coat. He looked small in a way he never had before, frightened in a way that Caleb hadn’t fully processed he could be. It wasn’t Essek’s nervousness, the anxiety of a brilliant man who could see danger all around him, who could see the falling dominoes and the way the web he had woven had entangled him. It was the fear of a small child, or indeed, a stray cat—the fear of a creature trapped in a terrifying world it did not understand.
Essek, brilliant Essek, Essek who believed he could find the answers to everything, unable to understand a thing—the thought of it stabbed at Caleb’s heart.
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In a world where Trent makes it back to Eiselcross before the Nein do, Essek spends a night under the effects of the Feeblemind spell. Caleb undertakes a duty of care, and the Nein learn how Essek feels about them beneath everything.
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12 Feb 2026
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A collection of short one-off drabbles wherein the reader doesn't entirely hate being tickled and some members of the Mighty Nein realise this.
The fluffiest, most self-indulgent series of drabbles I've ever made. Wrote these mostly for myself but my fandom friends have been encouraging me to post them.(probably hideously OOC but please dont kill me this was just a bit of fun)
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12 Feb 2026
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"It's rare to see another tiefling around these parts."
The silky-smooth voice has you looking up with bleary eyes, hands clasped tightly around the mug of cheap beer in front of you, by far one too many. Your gaze travels from your brightly colored fingers up the side of the mug, and with an effort makes the jump to the person who had just sat down opposite you.
Maybe it's the alcohol speaking, but the man in front of you was the most beautiful person you had ever seen.
mollymauk/reader, no use of y/n, fluff and smut, tarot reading is a form of flirtation
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12 Feb 2026
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Essek sighs deeply and casts Sending. The spell apparates with a white-blue glow, flickering as he speaks, "Hello, my dear. I have managed to get myself trapped under the dresser, if you could be so kind to help me?" his voice is muffled, here, with such close proximity to the wall and sides of the dresser and the rug below. It is a good thing he is in a fairly comfortable position and not remotely claustrophobic.
Caleb's response is warm and edged with a humor that is going to turn hysterical when he arrives to help him, "under the dresser? What, are you cat-sized? No, nein, nevermind. I am on my way up."
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12 Feb 2026
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Two Hearts, Born to Run by seeingreverse
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), The Mighty Nein (Cartoon)
23 Jan 2026
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In a shocking display, the unfamiliar drow began to speak Zemnian: “Entschuldigung, aber mein Zemnisisch ist nicht gut genug für dieses wichtige Gespräch." He took one step closer, in small increments as if approaching a wild animal. “Bren.”
“How-” His throat caught as his heart seized. Fuck. He’d already slipped up. Master Ikithon was going to be furious. “No, you have the wrong-”
“No need to lie.” The elf lifted his palm. His violet eyes caught Bren’s frantic gaze, and he visibly came to a decision. “Bren, you are suffering from acute psychic temporal displacement. I highly suspect it is due to a magical experiment we just performed.”
“Amnesia,” he translated. “You- You’re saying I have amnesia. Memory loss.”
(Bren Ermundrud wakes up twenty years later and finds a Kryn drow living in his home)
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11 Feb 2026
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No child should ever be so alone by RedChucks
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
05 Feb 2026
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Dionysus is god. Gods don’t change. And yet… meeting the young son of Hades does make something shift in the “wine dude’s” thinking.
Basically, why Dionysus puts in the effort to help Nico after ignoring (and in some cases actively annoying) generations of other demigods.Bookmarked by CMPPizza
09 Feb 2026
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If you’re feeling lucky, if you’re feeling loved by Cup7
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Oct 2023
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He aches, fighting the urge to tuck himself into their arms completely.
“Nightmare.” He murmurs, so quiet their ears need to strain to hear him. He lowers his face from view, bringing their hands up to his mouth and gently kissing their knuckles. His reverence, though practiced, is no less genuine. They imagine that he could be praying, now. Cycling through an unending list of gods that have no intention of listening.
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Or: Astarion wants to cuddle. Tav has never been very good at denying him.Bookmarked by CMPPizza
04 Feb 2026