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I wanna, wanna touch your (Body! Body! Body, body, body, body!) by therealsixeyes
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
19 Feb 2026
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“Hello everyone.” Crimson Rain waves lazily at the camera, silver rings glittering. “We’re doing something a little different today.”
The chat fills faster than Xie Lian is able to read it. Crimson Rain does not face the same problem.
“No, I’m not taking off my pants.” He pauses and laughs. “Yet, I mean. Don’t get disappointed, I know what you're here for.”
Take off his pants? Why would he have to do that to cook?
Xie Lian, an adult man still suffering from the effects of his parents' puritan propaganda, accidentally comes across a pornstar in his search for a cooking tutorial. Everything falls apart after that, especially when the Crimson Rain Sought Flower takes notice of him.
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19 Feb 2026
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Dirty Laundry by IlluminatingSceadugenga
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2023
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While visiting Hua Cheng in Ghost City, business tragically pulls the Ghost King away from Xie Lian, leaving him unattended and free to snoop around Paradise Manor.
What happens next should not surprise you.
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19 Feb 2026
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Your Sweet Breath On My Dice by Siamesa
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2023
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Hua Cheng wakes up in a long-robbed tomb older than Xianle, cursed shackles on his neck and ankle and hope hammering in his stolen heart.
Xie Lian awakens in a bed.
This is somehow more disconcerting.
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In which a body-swapping curse brings two people together.
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19 Feb 2026
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Days pass as Hua Cheng combs the kingdom night and day and all the while he hears his highness’s voice in his ears, so much more frequent now than it's ever been before, but that's not what worries Hua Cheng the most, no that honor goes to the new change in it. Before, even if he did not like to hear it, he at least recognized the bidder self mocking note in Xie Lian’s voice. Now though… Now his god's words have taken on a dreamy muzzy quality Hua Cheng has never heard from him before, as though Xie Lian’s mind is slipping a little with pain or fever or some other ailment, as though he believes that Wu Ming is really there.
“Wu Ming… Where are you? I can't see you…”
“Wu Ming, what do you think of all this? Of me?”
“You regret choosing to worship me now, don’t you, Wu Ming?”
“Wu Ming… Wu Ming I'm sorry. I know it's been so long. There's so much I haven't told you. Five whole years… I don't think I told you anything about Qianqiu. He's got a good heart, you know. I've always been proud of him. I hope I didn't break him like I do everyone else. … Like I broke you.”
OR From inside the coffin Xie Lian talks to Wu Ming and his words become prayers which Hua Cheng can hear.
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19 Feb 2026
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Xie Lian ascends for the third time, and is startled to find there is still someone praying to him… for him even. He leaves the Heavenly realm to investigate, only for the clues to led him to Ghost City and Qiandeng Temple
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19 Feb 2026