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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Soulmarks were supposed to be simple. Instead, Dave got two aliens. Karkat and Sollux got one human. And everyone? They got more than they bargained for.

    As Earth falls and a rebellion crumbles, unlikely soulmates navigate trauma, tyranny, and the complexities of cross-species romance.

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    31 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Why the fuck did you bring up the stupid sexy dream in the first place? You don’t want to talk about it, don’t want to admit anything—you don’t want to ruin whatever it is you might have, with him, before it even gets off the ground.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Karkat starts his heat cycle and Dave becomes more culturally aware. Best bros or not, desperate times call for desperate measures. Screwing your best friend? That's definitely a desperate measure.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    John introduces his best human friend to his best troll friend. Maybe the three of them sit down to watch romcoms, maybe they're just hanging around a lab in the veil, but whatever the circumstance, Dave has trouble paying attention to the conversation at hand. Karkat is good looking and distracting and it's just not fair. Naturally, he begins distracting Karkat while John's talking. Little touches, lip licks, etc. Karkat gets flustered, Dave is thrilled, John is oblivious. It turns into a competition to see who can flirt the most without alerting John to their UST-fueled game.

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    Originally for the kink meme.

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    23 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    You make eye contact with yourself in the mirror from behind your shades. An embarrassed smile is tugging at the corners of your lips.

    “Shit, what do people usually do here? Uh. Rules? A) No going to bed before you can suck down to here,” You mark the spot on the toy for yourself with your finger. “B) If you feel like you're gonna hurl, drink water then get back to it, and C) have fun and be yourself.”

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    22 Dec 2025