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After a drunken hook up, Shepard and Garrus decide that blowing off some steam together may be the best thing to ever happen to their relationship. They have rules to keep things neat and simple between them. But of course, they should know by now that missions never go to plan.
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- Part 9 of Shakarian - A Descent into Madness
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20 Jan 2025
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Originally posted at the ME Kink meme as a response for this prompt:
I want a story where Garrus accidentally says he loves Shepard during one of their "blowing of steam" sessions. BONUS POINTS: Let there be fluff afterwards!
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20 Jan 2025
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Garrus is back on the Normandy and here for Shepard no matter what she needs -- including hunting down a very tiny member of the crew who's gone AWOL in the guts of the ship during retrofits.
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20 Jan 2025
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Tom Riddle doesn't know what it's like to have a crush.
So when his heart starts beating fast every time he sees Harry Potter, it can only mean one thing: His instincts are telling him that Harry Potter is a threat that must be eliminated.
This work is a comic.
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Taking the Long View by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup) for escritoireazul
Fandoms: Tremors (1990)
30 Oct 2022
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Rhonda, Val, and Earl go stargazing, one year after the Graboid attack.
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15 Jul 2024
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Happily Ever After (Every Now and Then) by carolinecrane for seren_ccd
Fandoms: Tremors - All Media Types
17 Dec 2013
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After the graboids, Earl and Val finally make it out of Perfection. The only problem is that Rhonda's still a scientist, and she has to go where the science is.
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15 Jul 2024
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A Broken Heart Fixes Everything by pupeez4eva
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2019
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Lan Qiren is fully aware of his nephew's feelings for the wretched Yiling Patriarch. He is also aware that Lan Wangji will never truly be able to move on until Wei Wuxian outright tells him that he isn't interested. He is going to make sure that happens.
As expected, things don't exactly go to plan.
(Or, where Lan Qiren unwittingly becomes the reason that Wangxian get together thirteen years early).
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Voldemort has traveled a long way to kill Dumbledore.
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New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations.
Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now?
Well.
Tom Riddle was a very very petty man,
and nobody discriminates against him.Or
Tom Riddle decides to fuck with the Ministry of Magic, becomes Lawful Evil, and somehow, accidentally, gets a literal goat in office.
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It's not until the cupboard door swings open that Harry realizes he's not in his four-poster bed at Grimmauld sleeping off a hangover next to a naked and gratuitously busty Pansy Parkinson.
He's back in his cupboard with an incredibly irate Aunt Petunia staring down at him swinging a frying pan at his head.
He ducks, on instinct, and pulls the covers back over his head.
His hands are—he can't remember the last time they were that small.
What the fuck is going on?
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It’s 12 years after the war has ended that Death sends Harry back in time to fix the timeline and save his soulmate.
Except there's one catch.
Harry has to start over again from his first year.
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[Chapters 45-48 new as of the latest update]
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Bears Say Rawr (and apparently so do vampires) by Guardian_Rose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
23 Aug 2023
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She watches as, back to her, head tilted up to apparently better admire the taxidermied bear looming over the room, Astarion raises a hand and pretends to claw loosely at the air with another quiet fake growl.
She manages a whole three seconds before she's doubled over, wheezing with laughter, the rim of the barrel hurting her stomach but not enough to stop her leaning on it for support.
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A calm moment based on that one failed nature save
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- Part 1 of Getting Through It and Getting Over It
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Tom Riddle is dead. There is absolutely, positively, one-hundred-percent no way he's skulking around Grimmauld Place haunting their post-war life.
Of course, it's no use trying to tell him that.
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The man towers over him, his breath tasting of coldness and fury. Harry had always known that there had to have been a significant reason, why the hat had sorted him into Gryffindor over any other House. He finds, once more, that inexplicable urge to do something recklessly, utterly stupid. High from the power he so rarely wields when confronted with this man, he taunts, “Come on, Tom. Let’s finish this the way we started!” He grips the older wizard close, sees the belated outrage.
This, certainly, qualifies as reckless stupidity.
But, he thinks, it might also just be strikingly poetic. “Together!” He shouts and jumps off the building.
‘Great!’ thinks Death. ‘Excellent opportunity.’This is the story of Death entrapping Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort in a series of reincarnations to undo the chaos the two of them have collectively caused. It’s a story of how two adversaries tangled in fate are forced to learn about themselves and through that, about the other; of them trying to work together for a change - if only, to pursue their individual goals.
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The two hundred and twelfth loop by Bakuko, cyberslvt404
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Aug 2023
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During the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Voldemort get stuck in a time loop.
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i love a good place to hide (in plain sight) by FlowerCitti
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Aug 2023
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“What?” Astarion seems nearly speechless, his silver tongue gone heavy in his mouth as he blinks, coming damn close to outright stuttering, “I—I mean, surely you—I’ve seen how you look at me!” He huffs, looking frustrated and confused and completely thrown off.
It’s almost endearing, to see him grow so flustered, his suave persona melting through his shock. You can’t help but smile, “I’m just not really interested in sex. That’s all.” You shrug, and Astarion looks at you as if that tadpole in your head has finally started to transform you.
(Or, you don’t want sex. Astarion doesn’t know what to make of that.)
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- Part 2 of “I feel safe with you.” (Astarion Fics)
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i can hear the sirens but i cannot walk away by QueenWithABeeThrone
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
27 Oct 2021
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“We’ve really got to stop meeting like this,” Scott says, and Ada blinks at him, because wow, he resorts to cheap lines under stress. Good to know the FBI agent’s kind of a goober. “That’s what, twice now that I’ve saved you?”
“Didn’t realize we were keeping score,” she says with a huff as she stands. He stands with her, shoving his hands into his pockets.
“Just saying, you seem really new to this officer thing,” he says.
I’m a journalist, actually. Surprise! “It’s my first day,” she improvises.
or: Ada Wong's a journalist looking for the scoop of the century, coming home to Raccoon City after a vacation to investigate its sudden media blackout. Leon S. Kennedy's a mercenary who's looking for the G-Virus. they meet on the worst night of their lives, and yet, something still manages to bloom between them.
hopefully, it'll survive the weight of the lies they're telling each other.
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02 Oct 2023
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As she lowers the weapon, Ada Wong feels her whole world turning upside down.
Then it all comes back in a sudden moment, she blinks, air blown into her lungs like she has inhaled oxygen after drowning. Leon stands in front of her, hands fisted on each side of his body, the shadow of a smirk painted on his lips. He looks hopeful and it terrifies Ada.
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Or: what would have happened if Annette never showed up and shot Ada.
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02 Oct 2023
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Robb Stark had swept his entire hand of cards off the table, and Tyrion couldn’t see how to make a single play at all.
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- Part 16 of Game of Thrones works
- Part 5 of Astolat Sampler
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The Lady of Casterly Rock by Caenea
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
31 Mar 2019
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“Well, there's a few ways we could get on with life,” Tyrion said pragmatically. “You can put on the armour and marry Sansa. She's rather beautiful; she isn't one of these fluttering, twittering ladies. She's braver and cleverer than she appears. You could do a lot worse than Sansa Stark. If you cannot find it in you to do it, I suppose you have options. You could ask to take the Black, you could take a ship to Braavos or to Myr or to Volantis and run away. You could cut your own cock off – even Father wouldn't make a eunuch marry.”
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- Part 1 of The Wolf in Lion's Clothes
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30 Aug 2023
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Pride and Pack by AllTheDances
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
11 Jan 2016
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Originally posted: 2013-01-01 to 2013-12-25
An alternate universe where instead of Tyrion, Tywin Lannister marries Sansa Stark himself.
2022-10-06: Some legend out there slapped this thing onto GoodReads