BunsofHoney
Fandoms
- Deadpool - All Media Types (27)
- Spider-Man - All Media Types (25)
- Marvel (3)
- Loki (TV 2021) (3)
- Spider-Man (Comicverse) (2)
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(Don't Have To) Guess by BunsofHoney
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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"And if I look in the box right now, it'll definitely be full, yeah? Every piece accounted for?" He gestures to the half-open box on the counter. Peter follows his gaze, and freezes for a split second. Then he snatches it, closing it and gripping it to his chest with sticky fingers just before Wade can grab it.
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Peter and Wade meet up at the annual Fantastic holiday party and slip into something lacy. And eachother.
Wade thinks the night was vauguly reminiscent of the Spider-Man Holiday Spectacular 2025. -
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“How many times, Loki? How many did you go back, again and again, trying to fix the loom?”
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Somewhere in the multiverse, in a place that’s more science than fiction, there is a man named D.B. Cooper. He’s never met Don the Jetski Salesman, probably because he lives in London and Don lives in sunny Orange County, and neither is the jetsetting type. It’s a shame, because they’re soulmates.But this isn’t a story about soulmates. It’s a story of what happens when people- or, specifically, gods- make unflatteringly human decisions.
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- Part 3 of Time Loops
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Fools' Gold by BunsofHoney
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
05 Oct 2025
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Shortly after embarking on their new life together, Peter and Wade hit a bump in the road. They make their way to the Saratoga Homestead Tuberculosis Hospital to help the patients there recover with healing words and healing hands. But Peter soon finds that his eternal passenger may be more than he can handle, and Wade finds himself sleeping alone more often than he’d prefer, even on the hot August nights.
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- Part 2 of Snake Oil Trilogy
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Toxic by BunsofHoney
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Venom (Marvel Comics)
07 Sep 2025
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PLEASE.
The alien seemed to get more desperate by the moment.
WE ARE HUNGRY NOW. WEAK. WE WANT TO FEED.
“I’m guessing you aren’t craving, like, nachos or ice cream…”
BRAINSSSSS... Venom's voice trailed off and they crouched lower and tensed their shoulders, looking menacingly at Peter. Their long tongue snaked out and whipped around, drool dripping from it and from their gleaming white teeth.
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Venom is sick, and comes to Peter for help. Can Peter, Wade, Eddie and Gwen figure out an antidote before it's too late? -
Snake Oil by BunsofHoney
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Sep 2025
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As the demon spoke, Wade felt it slither out of the fire-blackened pit within him where it lived. The hole that was singed with fraud and corruption, rotting with old anger and loss, putrid with self-loathing. The dead pool of a place that the Malebranche had found, recognized as home, and crawled into, all those years ago.
It’s the roaring 20s, but in the small upstate New York hamlet of Middle Grove it sounds more like a snore. Peter Parker grew up in the Methodist church there, raised to follow his uncle and grandfather into the ministry. Preaching the word to a restless flock and trying to write for the local newspaper, Peter has little time left to himself and his own ambitions.
Then a traveling snake-oil salesman rolls into town. This smooth-talking man with the scars covering his body seems to actually be helping people, somehow. Is it the sweet soda water he's hocking as medicine? Or is something deeper going on, something that defies both the religion Peter grew up in and the science he's adopted? Mr. Wilson’s sideways glances and joking innuendos are infuriating. And captivating. Peter needs to learn his secrets, but the journey to knowledge will take him down a dark path.
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- Part 1 of Snake Oil Trilogy
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Set during and after the cannon of Loki, this series explores Loki and Mobius'w relationship through a string of time loops, misshapes, and misadventures. Will they eventually find one another and share their feelings?
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Snake Oil Trilogy by BunsofHoney
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2025
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It’s the roaring 20s, but in the small upstate New York hamlet of Middle Grove it sounds more like a snore. Peter Parker grew up in the Methodist church there, raised to follow his uncle and grandfather into the ministry. Preaching the word to a restless flock and trying to write for the local newspaper, Peter has little time left to himself and his own ambitions.
Then a traveling snake-oil salesman rolls into town. This smooth-talking man with the scars covering his body seems to actually be helping people, somehow. Is it the sweet soda water he's hocking as medicine? Or is something deeper going on, something that defies both the religion Peter grew up in and the science he's adopted? Mr. Wilson’s sideways glances and joking innuendos are infuriating. And captivating. Peter needs to learn his secrets, but the journey to knowledge will take him down a dark path.
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- 70,349
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- 2
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- 3
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Xanadu AU by BunsofHoney, orphan_account
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Ice cream trucks - Fandom, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Sandman (Comics)
22 Jan 2023
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- 56,173
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- 10
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Los Bichos Series by BunsofHoney
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Mar 2023
- Words:
- 28,565
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- 2
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- 19
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Halloween by BunsofHoney
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 Oct 2022
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A scary amount of puns.
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- 3,050
- Works:
- 2
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- 1
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time after time by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Jan 2026
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“Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”
Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”
Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.
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Bookmarked by BunsofHoney
10 Feb 2026
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ITCH / SCRATCH by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Sep 2025
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Peter and Wade unwind.
A 5+1.
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Bookmarked by BunsofHoney
09 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Hot pwp with dom Wade and established relationship
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second nature to me now by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Oct 2024
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"So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"
Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"
"Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."
Logan blinks. "Oh."
(In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)
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Bookmarked by BunsofHoney
15 Oct 2024
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in which Venom worships Eddie, inside and out.
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- Part 1 of Trust Exercise
Bookmarked by BunsofHoney
28 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
I need to make a body horror as intimacy collective, when I do this is going in 😂
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as you wish by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Oct 2025
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Several years after having found true love and lost it, talented and brilliant apothecarist Peter finds himself engaged to be married to Duke Harry Osborn, young lord of the realm. It is a marriage of convenience for Peter and nothing more.
But the night he is married, Peter is kidnapped by a small team of criminals for reasons unknown. More shockingly, as they cross the dangerous sea and enter the enemy country of Latveria, the criminals learn they are being relentlessly pursued by the unkillable rogue, Deadpool. Yet not all is as it seems: the longer Peter remains in Deadpool's clutches, the stronger the memories of his past return, and another sinister scheme—one beyond Peter's imagination—begins to unfold.
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Or, that Princess Bride AU.
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Bookmarked by BunsofHoney
16 Jan 2024