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Equal Rites: In a Different Sort of Way by BreakfastDelight
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
12 Feb 2026
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There was once a woman, Eskarina Smith, who became a wizard and arguably the most powerful wizard, but was there ever a man who was supposed to be a wizard, but became a witch instead?
There was hardly precedent for such a thing, and perhaps that made the Story malleable. But the Story was constructed by the common conscience, and the people, for better or worse, knew what they wanted from his Story.
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A collection of stuff that I've removed, bonus stuff, or stuff that wasn't included. Hurrah!
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- Part 2 of In a Different Sort of Way
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During a snowy evening in mid-December, 1979, Albus Dumbledore goes to an interview with a prospective Divinations Professor, not thinking much of it. Needless to say, that meeting changes everything.
Sybil Trelawney, plagued with dreams of the future, manages, with her sister's help, to spell her visions into seven books. Determine to change what she has seen, she gathers the original Order of the Phoenix, and a few others, to read these books aloud over the next several days, cooped up in the Hog's Head bar. It goes about how you would expect.
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17 Feb 2026
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Started with Nietzsche, How Did It End Up Like This? by marlenemckinnonsbitch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2026
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Remus Lupin, or moonystheories to his fans on youtube, is a well known philosopher who posts videos where he nerds out about his favourite takes, people, and ideas around philosophy and is currently very stressed out as he is nearing the end of his PhD.
Sirius Black, or dogstar69 (his username on youtube), is a talented barista and cafe owner, who spends his off days looking after his godson and commenting on Remus Lupin's videos about how sexy his voice is and how hot he looks.
The two bump into each other, Remus is oblivious to who Sirius is, but Sirius doesn’t miss a beat before he tries to chat Remus up. Remus, running late for an interview for his PhD, brushes Sirius off in quite a rude manner.
Does this ruin Sirius’ made up version of Remus in his head, maybe. Nevertheless, he continues to thirst over sexy Remus Lupin in the youtube comment section.
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15 Feb 2026
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“Are you here for a reason Lupin? I happen to be quite busy, no time for childish antics.”
“I can see that, studying for your O.W.Ls, right?
“Yes.” Regulus hissed.
“I don’t remember horcruxes being on my O.W.Ls, is there a new curriculum? I hadn’t heard.” Lupin said in an awfully insinuating tone. It was odd for Lupin to bring up horcruxes in specific, why not another one of the many pieces of magic in the book.Canon divergent set in 1977-1979 following Remus and Regulus in the early days of the war. Remus is sent to investigate the werewolves starting in sixth year rather than seventh and Regulus ends up taking the dark-mark early after hearing something particularly interesting from Slughorn. With the changes and challenges these two events lead to, the pair ends up working together to discover the inner workings of Voldemort's plans and form an odd partnership in hopes to thwart it.
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28 Jan 2026
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On a dark night long ago, Sirius Black took a wrong turn and never found Peter Pettigrew. Instead of Azkaban, Sirius settled down in Little Whinging to keep an eye on his godson, and hired Remus Lupin to run his bookshop for him. Then one day when Harry was eight, Sirius found out how the Dursleys treated him, and stole him away.
Stealing Harry is an alternate universe version of Harry Potter's life before his time at Hogwarts. It is the story of Harry's family: Sirius and Remus, Ted and Andromeda, Nymphadora, Neville Longbottom, and even Severus Snape, all banded together against a newly powerful Peter Pettigrew who is still searching for a way to resurrect Voldemort.
Laocoon's Children follows Harry through his time at Hogwarts as he develops a very different group of friends: Hufflepuff Draco Malfoy, Ravenclaw Padma Patil, and Gryffindor Neville Longbottom, strange companions for a Harry who was sorted into Slytherin -- the house of his beloved Professor Snape.
This universe ends in Harry's third year, and is partially incomplete. As it is not likely to be finished, the last story in the series is a group of notes I made on where the story would have gone and how it would have ended.
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28 Jan 2026
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Practice Makes Perfect by the_flail_snail
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20: Fantasy High
23 Nov 2019
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Riz privately wonders what skill check kissing falls under (Persuasion? Acrobatics? Animal handling?), and how many more times Fabian will pull him onto his lap or back him into a wall before Riz will gain proficiency.
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27 Jan 2026